Frenzal Rhomb - A Man's Not A Camel 1. Never Had So Much Fun 2. You Are Not My Friend 3. It's Up To You 4. I Know Everything About Everything 5. I Miss My Lung 6. We're Going Out Tonight 7. Let's Drink A Beer 8. I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct... 9. I Don't Need Your Loving (All I Need Is A Spinal Operation) 10. Self Destructor 11. Go Frenzal Go 12. I'm The Problem With Society 13. Do You Wanna Fight Me? 14. Methadone 15. Don't Talk To Me 16. The Writing's On The Wall 17. Summer's Here 18. I Don't Wanna Go To Work Today 1. Never Had So Much Fun ------------------------------------------------------------ I smoked a pack of cigarettes before midday I coughed up a lung around one I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting I can't remember having so much fun [Chorus:] Well I've never had so much fun No I've never had so much fun I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun Can't drink the water in Sydney Can't eat the food in Japan Can't breathe the air in Los Angeles but a million people think they can These wankers filled up with hatred Why expect any less If they can't decide about genocide I think it's time that they took a rest I try to compensate blindly for mistakes Try to make things right For all my redemption I've the best intentions But it's always ending up in a fight 2. You Are Not My Friend ------------------------------------------------------------ Never felt bad lending a hand I think you hoped I wouldn't be in a band Broken ashtray I can always replace I kick the door then I spit in your face You are not my friend Never ever again Dream of sunsets with a drink in the sand Of all my friends and losing money in the van Remember holidays that weren't such a waste And a broken jaw from a punch in the face Picture perfect with a frame that pretends To be a martyr for a cause with no end I was thinking that you needed a break What I meant was every bone in your face A mental photo of discoloured eyes Of dirty carpets and moistened thighs These recollections I will keep to the end I'm sure it's wrong that you were never my friend 3. It's Up To You ------------------------------------------------------------ Never touch a man with the power to exploit Never touched a wanker(?) with the power to reform chance to act now, i feel proud with my ??? and drive yourself around go to much trouble for making up laws it's not as fun as fighting for your choice don't trust em all these are the rules much you can do for someone else It's up to you to fight You've got to be strong when you're right Do it for the power of obvious lies when the real power brokers are in disguise you teachers, priests, family and friends when your own education is a means to within they start to leave the artificial side of the state you think so now but it's started too late Fuck all the heroes Fuck all the deros Throw a spanner in the works It's time that we ??? that private sign something about the reason but there is no lie I never under estimated the power of one I never feel safe when done is done You're so empty Stand and fight One thing you can check 4. I Know Everything About Everything ------------------------------------------------------------ I know that we all have differences I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all I'm the best guy you're ever going to meet I won't listen to your point of view I know everything I know every paradox in politics I've been every place around the world On every subject I'm a known authority No need to argue 'cause it won't get through I know it won't be long 'til all my closest friends have come and gone Freedom, I don't know what it means The right to hate is part of me it seems I know everything from history I don't need to watch the news I find it easy with my vast intelligence No one tells me anything new I often wonder why no one talks to me They must be threatened by my charm and grace I know everything about everything I'm especially witty when I'm off my face 5. I Miss My Lung ------------------------------------------------------------ Another Sunday morning another boring day Another lonely sunrise takes my breath away I miss my lung I thought you'd never leave me god how I was wrong A part of me is missing It seems it's been so long I miss my lung After all the songs are sung I miss my lung I tried to forget you And live with my regrets I tried not to miss you I recall your lovely breath I miss my lung As vital as the sun I miss my lung Worse than a broken heart Worse than a poison tongue Worse than an evil eye Is you missing lung I took you for granted It's ended up in tears I miss you more than showers It's been about a year I loved you like no other How can I live on? I hope that you can hear me It's for you I wrote this song 6. We're Going Out Tonight ------------------------------------------------------------ [Chorus] Twenty past four and we're feeling kind of bored 'cause there's nothing to record and we're poor There's nothing on TV, how can that be? Not even bullshit I don't want to see Spent all day in bed, throbbing in my head, my legs are made of lead feeling dead, there must be something to do to loose this mood I looked in the kitchen, there's not any food Something must be done, I'm craving some fun Put on my favorite band, yeah we need to make a plan Well I really hope we can 'cause the situation can't be much worse today, nothing's OK If I worked I probably wouldn't get paid We start to fight Then we decide that [Chorus] We're going out tonight Yeah we're going out tonight We're going out tonight [Verse] Walk to the shop, CDs I can hock and that suck 'cause they never give you much but I don't give a damn we're sticking to the plan we need to buy some beer now the hour is getting near to the time that we know we've really got to go, we're sitting in the park and it's getting pretty dark We have a sup now things are looking up [Chorus] We're going out tonight Yeah we are going out tonight one two three four! [Interlude] [Verse] Now the time has come, we're going to have some fun Now it's understood the night is looking good Let's go out and find someone to shout we'll get to the pub and there's going to be no doubt that There will be some trouble there, broken glasses and stupid hair We'll be without a care all night, cause [Chorus] We're going out tonight Yeah we're going out tonight We're going out tonight We are going out tonight Yeah we are going out tonight We are going out tonight 7. Let's Drink A Beer ------------------------------------------------------------ 1,2,3 the phone's for me yeah I don't want to get it but my mind disagrees Running out of patience but I can't break away And now it's taking so long to find a resolution The pain I'm going through there must be a solution I can't be the one to give her total absolution I'll send her nothing good Does it make you feel good to make me miserable Or is a power struggle completely unfeasible Every time we speak you're convinced I'm unreasonable I'll get through it I've found another way Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, it's the one thing that is clear Everything I say seems to get me in trouble I only feel better when I'm seeing double Now there's someone else I think that we can resolve it tonight It's going to be alright Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, 'cause tonight is all that's here Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, it's the one thing that is clear Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, to you I send my only friend Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, to anesthetize my fear Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, destroy your fear Gone so long the days for thinking, hear that final call for drinking I know there's been a lot of problems, not too many ways to solve them Seems hopeless what can be done yet, I feel the need for icy comfort Let's drink a beer 8. I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct... ------------------------------------------------------------ I know why dinosaurs became extinct it's because they learned how to suck their own cocks 9. I Don't Need Your Loving (All I Need Is A Spinal Operation) ------------------------------------------------------------ Well I needed to define what it was that made you mine Was it pity or disgust I used to know but now I just don't trust Since the accident, what it was you meant I convinced myself it was heaven sent that the ambulance was sent And I wish I had disguise, please let ignorance provide a shield for covering my pride might restore my faith in good yeah a wish I understood but I don't care I just need another 'lude and intravenous food I don't need your loving all I need is a spinal operation In my weakened state I might, independence I won't fight Cause I don't need your sorry eyes or was that just terrible disguise or was it loose, thinly veiled hate I understand why you didn't want to wait, when it's time to operate Now I'm running out of time now I know that hate is blind It's all legal, not a crime I give consent to your detriment Press the buzzer and you'll know it's time ask the nurse she'll say everything's fine Take a scalpel to my spine 10. Self Destructor ------------------------------------------------------------ I've been living without a face so I can't face the day Civil war behind my eyes I'm the only one to blame Take a step back and run and hide I'm looking for an enemy or a friend from deep inside My self destruction increases my cred I need to be real and I need to be fed As broken as an unloved skateboard at the lost and found As tired as a rabid dog waiting at the pound I like to live and I've got reasons to destroy Try to stand the test of time, my mind is not a toy My self destruction so easily led No need to now I'm wrecked inside my head Wake up to this self abuse this trait is not a crime I've seen the way to live with poison everything turns fine Listen up to the soft words to myself Time to ignore these little voices and pretend I'm someone else Monitor my intake and I'll document this time Give me something to believe in give me cheap-arsed wine Self destructor gripping onto what life there's left to live What's the point in giving up when there's nothing left to give 11. Go Frenzal Go ------------------------------------------------------------ He's not very fast but he's a racing machine Often comes in last and he's not very clean Very rarely wins but sometimes gets a place Not exactly healthy but at least he's in the race Coming up the inside or bringing up the rear Always hope it rains 'cause then he's in the clear We never fix races but I could be wrong So always put your money on Frenzal Rhomb Gambling is a curse but it can be fun Especially when it's Frenzal racing at a hundred to one Don't break your legs Go Frenzal Rhomb 12. I'm The Problem With Society ------------------------------------------------------------ don't talk to me of your ideas and the things I cannot do don't tell me off for what I want, no, that's for me to choose you yell at me with numbers and a life you'd like for me but I say just take two steps back and you can wait and see 'cause this is our time now we've got to stand up and shout out I'm the problem with society, I'm the problem with the world today I'm the problem, solution, got to make them pay I've listened to your doctrines and there's no sense in the least I could have been mistaken are you father fuckin' priest and once again I'm treated like an enemy of state but as get upon that pedestal remember who dictates and so now I'm forced to recognize your thinking is a cage I've had all that I can stand of "come on son just act your age" if your idea of growing up means living with this shit you can take your phoney pompous crap and shove it where it fits 13. Do You Wanna Fight Me? ------------------------------------------------------------ I woke up half an hour ago I don't remember much and I'm feeling slow I don't know how but I know I lost all my friends Every time I see you now you're picking a fight I know I must have said nothing right Do you think that this is going to make a change Do you want to fight me? Hand to hand Do you want to fight me? Now's your chance Can you tell me why I'm so objectionable Is it personality or just my smell When you look like fighting I look sick Is it a disorder a doctor can fix or are you just a violent mother fucking son of a bitch When you put me to the floor you know I'll get back up again Do you want to fight me? Now's the time Do you want to fight me? Stand in line It's obvious it's too late to make it right Talking sense to you is going to take all night I'm going to get a beating unless I make a plan I know you want a piece, sorry I'm so slow One more bevy I'll be ready to go And run faster than I've ever run before 14. Methadone ------------------------------------------------------------ What the hell are you doing later on I've got some beer and I don't have a gun I wanna find out I wanna try out The possibilities of having some fun And I'm seeing now that I've never seen this place before And I'm realizing I'm alone Got no home Need a loan But I'm not on metha- There's a time for and there's a place for Ultra-violence and it's not on my side I tried to dissect but where's the respect There's still respect in an inanimate life And it's looking like It's time to escape again There could be something wrong but I'm alone Got no home Need a loan But I'm not on methadone Need a phone With a tone But I'm not on methadone I just don't Have to go Cause I'm never liked your clothes Or your style You're a pile Why don't you stay a while And I'm realizing I've never tried To see anything the same Of all the good things Of all the ugly things There's a point where you don't have to hide It's time to understand That even Superman He had his problems But he knew how to fly 15. Don't Talk To Me ------------------------------------------------------------ I don't want to be your designated driver when it's much more fun to be passed out in the corner I don't want to meet your girlfriend of the moment even if she's rich and has never been a truant Can you listen to me closely Unless your hearing impaired in which case you'll probably talk quite stupid Don't talk to me, Don't look at me, Don't you speak again I don't want to sleep with faces in my bed, it's just the fuckin' same as what your putting in my head I can't listen to your patronizing bullshit, don't touch my face or I'll throw up on your cushions I can't listen to you closely This story's boring me to tears, could listen or just go to sleep but what's the difference I'll be here to the end not meaning to offend, some things I can't amend, you're lying to my friends, you're trying to pretend, it's happening again... Some people say you're not bright as such, it wouldn't be because you drink to much Don't need to get that excited about the fact that you're talking to a paralytic lout I know you want to go, there's nothing to delay us, except fighting the crowd in this organized chaos. I wouldn't be surprised if you looked into my eyes and you didn't see a thing but I'm feeling like a king. 16. The Writing's On The Wall ------------------------------------------------------------ I have seen the wasted youth that have no fear of dying I've seen the urban prophecies of which there's no denying Look alive look alive plan ahead chaos coming to a head There'll be black thunder, there'll be lightning I've seen a million faces, I've seen a million days Take a look down and realise there's not much left to say This won't change your mind I've seen the writing on the wall And I know it all to well I've heard enough The road is looking rough I know this all to well Superstition, do you believe your lucky number's seven You might as well convinve yourself that we're all going to heaven I don't beleive in a second guy that gives me wine from water He'll never say you'll never know just what's around the corner This won't change your mind I've seen the writing on the wall And I know it all to well I've heard enough The road is looking rough I know this all to well I look back and wonder just why just no one saw it coming I'm looking forward to the time we're fighting and we're running We could live another thousand years no one can tell Take your apocalyptic thoughts and you go straight to hell This won't change you feeble stupid fucked up little mind I've seen the writing on the wall And I know it all to well I've seen the writing on the wall And I know it all to well I've heard enough The road is looking rough Tomorrow's wasted time 17. Summer's Here ------------------------------------------------------------ Tim and Candy getting real sandy down at the beach but he's a leach He's all bleached blonde white teeth, nothing wrong she's got a brain it's causing her pain John's with Kim but she likes Tim she only wants sex but she's with his ex She wants more, thinks life is a bore the shore's not enough the guys are too tough Summer's here the rain has gone away Summer's here all thinking's gone 'til May Tim and John swear nothing's going on It's a god given right on a Saturday night Two drinks later John becomes a traitor it's always the same everybody's fair game Summer's here put the top down and drive Summer's here now we're being burnt alive Bleached bland, polluted sand, there's nowhere to go, dull eyes so low Tim, John, Candy, Kim, let's not pretend, that's it for them If you dig a little deeper, an hour, 4-litres, the truth does reveal we cannot conceal It's written plain and plenty, a face full of envy in all of our thoughts and all of our hearts Summer, discontent Summer's here put the top down and drive Summer's here now we're being burnt alive Summer's here and we're almost naked Our tan is deep but no-one knows we've faked it 18. I Don't Wanna Go To Work Today ------------------------------------------------------------ I've just shit my pants, is that a problem? ??? ??? Can we do it again? ??? Shit this fucking sound of your fucking ??? ??? I like that shit ??? I don't want to see the world today, I wish it all the way. I dreamt I lived under a sun. Now I'm sleeping in my car. I don't wanna go to work today. I'm not getting to go there today. I don't wanna go to work today. I'm not getting to go there today. Is I ever worked ever. Oh yeah go Lindsay go! Yeah bring it on take me to the bridge Doctor! Come on! Come on! Twice! Solo ??? I don't wanna go to work today. I'm not getting to go there today. I can't open my eyes today. We got that in your bag I've felt like this a lot before A thousand times or more Saving face or deep regret Laziness of self-respect I don't wanna go to work today. I'm not getting to go there today. Should we have solo here? I don't wanna go to work today. 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