Frenzal Rhomb - Sans Souci 1. Stand Up And Be Cunted 2. Russell Crowe's Band 3. Punisher 4. Ballchef 5. Bucket Bong 6. Looking Good 7. Greyhound 8. Lead Poisoned Jean 9. Who'd Be A Cop? 10. White World 11. Cocksucker 12. World's Fuckedest Cunt 13. 60, Beautiful and Mine 14. I Went Out With A Hippy And Now I Love Everyone 15. All The Kids Are Having Kids 16. You'll Go To Jail 1. Stand Up And Be Cunted ------------------------------------------------------------ So, lets get down to the nitty-gritty. Alcohol, tobacco, sedatives, sleeping tablets, inhalants, glue, marijuana and shoot. You name it, they've tried it. Don't let your guard down, its easy for the kids to tell you not to worry, but you can't help but worry can you. And you should worry. Freedom of expression is imperative to me I call on everyone to run naked through the busy streets Sedatives I know you wanna Mersyndols and marijuana Too much hydro drives you round the bend Says me and my fucked up friends You know its time to stand up (stand up) Stand up and be cunted You know you gotta stand up (stand up) Stand up and be cunted Japanese woman speech 2. Russell Crowe's Band ------------------------------------------------------------ I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head And even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit Go! I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon And even if our paychecks may as well as be counterfeit At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit 3. Punisher ------------------------------------------------------------ Return to duty corporal punishment He had the brain that never dies Return to duty corporal punishment The cask is emptied every night He's socially retarded Tries to get this party started with brutal and unparalleled insight What a champion (what a punish) He hides a dark and seamy history He keeps so quite about his past Not even one confirming photograph Of each tale more boring than the last I think he's planing something could find out but I cant listen To long winded stories with no end What a champion (what a punisher) What a champion (what a punisher) I can see it one the news now His neighbours never once complained About the noise of digging In the back yard after midnight They just thought he was annoying not insane What a champion (what a punisher) What a champion (what a punisher) What a champion What a way to learn Mind started slow Got a ways to go What a punisher Will he ever learn Wonder when he'll turn What a punisher Spent his youth torturing small things Put his little bro through hell The only way to get his own back On a world he saw as failed Find it so hard to listen To a guy who is such a creep No more walking on eggshells Cause hes gonna put all his friends to sleep (My friends, [gibberish]) What a champion (what a punisher) What a champion (what a punisher) What a champion What a way to learn Mind started slow Got a ways to go What a punisher Will he ever learn Wonder when he'll turn What a punisher What a champion What a way to learn Mind started slow Got a ways to go What a punisher Will he ever learn Wonder when he'll turn What a punisher 4. Ballchef ------------------------------------------------------------ Morning. Wake up and smell All the breakfast foods that are an offer But no one prepared us for what's on the menu I've never tried this before If this is the breakfast of champions I don't wanna be an athlete Gastro-testicular bad combination At least they're not serving it raw Cooking with balls, who would of thought It could be so normal. Now we know He's a Ball Chef He's a Ball Chef He's a Ball Chef He's a Ball Chef Come in, sit down, please be assured That you won't find a bad ball here Culled straight from the rocky mountains The difference between a bull and a steer Cooking with balls, who would of thought It could be so normal. Now we know He's a Ball Chef He's a Ball Chef He's a Ball Chef He's a Ball Chef 5. Bucket Bong ------------------------------------------------------------ The band has stopped the night is young... This bar is closed but there'll be more to come... She whispered softly. I don't wanna be alone... Can me and all my friends come back for cones? I called ahead I felt so cheap Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep I should have noticed that her look was kinda smug She only wants me coz I got the drugs My mouth was dry my knees were weak She held my hand when we walked down the street I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong Now we're at home I'm feeling scared Coz there's no bucket, sink or vessel anywhere Now if she wants a bucket I'll have the last laugh And she'll have to have it with me in the bath She'll have to have it with me in the bath She only wants me coz I got the drugs... We be the Johnson's, and we don't be messed with. We be a proud people, we be good neighbors. But we will hurt you if you mess with us, Okay? And in a Christian way. I mean that's the way of the wise. 6. Looking Good ------------------------------------------------------------ You took your 57 Holden right across the nation Shooting up public schools and service stations Never been arrested and you never thought you would Told the officer sorry to keep you waiting Takes a lot of time to do the work of Satan Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good Passed out in the pub like a common asshole 20-dollar bill sticking out of your nostril Called the paramedics but they could not kick start your heart And now you're blue (blue) As blue as a boy could be and the prognosis isn't good Now you're looking at an early grave and you're looking good Well your hands are dirty but the shirt is clean (you're looking good) You'll make the best looking corpse the world has ever scene (you're looking good) Now your looking at an early grave and your looking good Brought up by your daddy to respect religion What the father did in boarding school just wasn't Christian Your silence paid for your collage tuition fees The memories were so blue as blue as a boy could be (blue) Your children never understood Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good Well your hands are dirty but your shirt is clean (you're looking good) You're on the front of every newspaper and magazine (you're looking good) The lawyer told the jury you were just misunderstood Well your minds is dirty but your pants are clean (you're looking good) Every where you go you've always got the make a scene (you're looking good) Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good Oh no Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good (you're looking good) 7. Greyhound ------------------------------------------------------------ I don't wanna got to the beach or the movies or hang around with you I wanna go where I'll win lots of money I'll do what I have to do Always on my back telling me you need expensive stuff Well this should be enough I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to Been spending all of my time on the doghouse This will never change Never enough that I cook dinner that puts restaurants to shame If I raise the capital and rents not overdue This is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you And if he loses at least I'll have a friend who will be true It's not cruelty if you inject enough amphetamines I promise one day I'll have a proper job to do But that wont be anytime soon (soon) I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you And if he loses once I'll turn him into superglue 8. Lead Poisoned Jean ------------------------------------------------------------ Grew up in an industrial town Two blocks away from the industrial sounds Three generations in the same old home Seven kids, mum feels so alone Six of them looked like they had a chance to do something with their lives Little Jeanie had a mind of her own, but it wasn't a very good one And we try not to be mean To our Little (lead poisoned) Jean Little (lead poisoned) Jean No special school, no one to understand Her teachers tried to use the back of their hands She can't compute any information She likes pictures on the screen She's my Little (lead poisoned) Jean Little (lead poisoned) Jean One winter's day, it was the end of June Her parents put together two and two She wasn't normal, no she's not the same The legal battle set the town aflame The company would be responsible for every Time that Jeannie screams Pollution so obscene Little (lead poisoned) Jean Now the family's rich beyond belief That kind of money's still a shallow relief Little Jeannie's got a new PlayStation so she Stares at the screen She's my Little (lead poisoned) Jean 9. Who'd Be A Cop? ------------------------------------------------------------ You had such a terrible time at home Not as bright as your brother and sister though Intimidating all your friends Still think that uniform's so cool What a job you can make your own rules Take your frustration out on them Hanging out at your nearest protest Punching kids and making arrests In the name of whoever pays the most Couldn't get in the armed forces Animals on the backs of horses Good sense and justice you oppose Get a real job! Who would be a fucking cop? Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry about the size of your penis? Did the army kick you out? What the hell was that about? Didn't let you use your firearm in public? You don't protect me, no security For my family and friends Your brain is just out of reach You can shoot drunks on the beach The corporations you defend Get a real job! Who would be a fucking cop? I don't know how you get to sleep When junkies terrorise your beat Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics And there's that secret no one knows Hidden from everyone those Unnatural affections for German Shepherds [sp] Get a real job! Who would be a cop? Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry about the size of your penis? Were you a cockhead from the start? You didn't need very good marks And now you're suppplementing your income with money from drugs Don't wear your name badge on your chest In case of civil unrest Wouldn't want anyone to think that your like violence best Who would be a fucking cop? Who would be a fucking cop? Who would be a fucking cop? 10. White World ------------------------------------------------------------ It's a white man's world you gotta learn to live it If you can't live it you [fuck it] Congratulations, you have won the right to anything you want An astronaut, a TV host, an open hand, a smiling face Another medal for your race, an open door Another opportunity to find out what it means to be so lucky Sit back, forget about the rest Just remember you're the best that this world has to offer Oh baby, baby it's a white, white world Oh baby, baby it's a white, white world Argh baby, baby it's a white, white world Come on baby, baby it's a white, white world I don't want anything to do with this birthright, it makes me sick To think of people feeling better Treating everyone like shit Sit back, forget about the rest Just remember that you're the best That this world has to offer. Oh baby, baby it's a white white world Oh baby, baby it's a white white world Argh baby, baby it's a white white world Come on baby, baby it's a white white world [One take on me] 11. Cocksucker ------------------------------------------------------------ Liquor and drugs Wasting the rewards Well I'm feeling good Now that we're done for Well I'm fully sick Sick of the old way I feel like a smoke To start up a new day Tripled the rent But that's not the issue Most of my friends They're all alcoholics But they're the only one Who make any sense, now everything's gonna be great I'm getting up, I'm going out I'm gonna turn it up fucking loud Won't look at anything that's anything like you, oh oh oh oh I'm gonna give this night away I'm gonna talk shit behind your back Won't look at anything that's anything like oh oh oh oh Placed to take my earrings out I want to have more bread than one out of my nose Just to please them Well-mannered Help them out whenever they fucking could Went at your property and mowed the lawn They're still calling me scammy cunt ........ cunt Fuck me! 12. World's Fuckedest Cunt ------------------------------------------------------------ Well who could know The party's just beginning Party shirt and pants a bit too tight Put's on a show, cause he knows he'll be winning The answer's clear it's there in black and white It's closing time, but he is just beginning Eyes open wide and a mouth that won't relent He's feeling fine, his head and body spinning Hands twitching on, he's in his element He's your best mate Can't stand up straight So let's celebrate The world's fuckedest cunt He's out of breath He's nearing death He's at his best The world's fuckedest cunt Well he's still there, after the party's over With half the night, splattered down his front Beer flavoured hair, he's trying to act sober He starts a fight but it's just an accident He's your best mate Can't stand up straight So let's celebrate The world's fuckedest cunt He's out of breath He's nearing death He's at his best The world's fuckedest cunt Fuckedest cunt Fuckedest cunt WHOA FUCKEDEST CUNT WHOA FUCKEDEST CUNT WHOA FUCKEDEST CUNT He's your best mate Can't stand up straight So let's celebrate The world's fuckedest cunt He's out of breath He's nearing death He's at his best The world's fuckedest cunt Obscenely rude (WHOA) Bad attitude (FUCKEDEST) Likes to get nude (CUNT) The world's fuckedest cunt (WHOA) He's lost his shoe (FUCKEDEST) He's without a clue (CUNT) He's just like you (WHOA) The world's fuckedest cunt (FUCKEDEST) (CUNT) 13. 60, Beautiful and Mine ------------------------------------------------------------ Well she's a fast damn woman She's a lovin' machine And she's been around the block if you know what I mean Spent the last 40 years just scopein' the scene And now she knows it's time To find someone to share the rest of her days Before the grim reaper come's and layes her to waste And I know I'm first in line Because she's 60 And she's beautiful And she's mine Well I was sick of the girls And I was sick of the game And I know alzeimhers is a goddamn shame But I still think it's cute when she forgets her name And tries to remember mine And as the years go by And the loving grows Like the hairs on her chin Or the warts on her toes The best years may be behind her but still... She's 75 She's beautiful And she's mine And I don't care what people say We're gonna do it everyway Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time My Baby she still knows how to please Even with her breasts down to her knees She's 90 And she's beautiful And she's mine I saw it in her face it was the end of the line I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care Well I believe that death isn't really the end Even though she not moving I can always pretend But now I know that she'll always be there 'Cause I gaffer taped her To the Rockin' chair Well I don't care what people say We're gonna do it every way Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes My baby's always there for me Frozen for eternity She's 60 and she's beautiful As another none more suitable She's 60 And she's beautiful And she's mine 14. I Went Out With A Hippy And Now I Love Everyone ------------------------------------------------------------ You taught me to re-align my chakra Speak to my inner consciousness You made me listen to John Butler And other rubbish that bored me to shit You wanted to move up the North Coast Where everthing is so much better Where you can play Djembes on the beach I used to get mad I used to get angry I used to hate everyone I met You taught me love You showed me kindness You painted flowers on my face And that gave me the shits Fuck I hated that But it taught me a valuable lesson too Now I love everyone but you I love everyone but you We had mushrooms in the morning I was braindead for eternity I took my clothes off You didn't like that And neither did the check-out chick from coles I tried to pash the store security I used to get mad I used to get angry I used to be cynical I know You show me love You taught me yoga You threw the fire around my head And that gave me the shits Fuck I hated that But it taught me a valuable lesson too Now I love everyone but you I love everyone but you You wont make me live with no shoes I love everyone but you Now every full moon I think of last year And when we went to the bush doof party And how the acid made the music worse I know she had a good heart When she stood in front of trees But she talked out her arse She could see me aura turning bad And that gave me the shits Fuck I hated that Everyone else I know thanks you Now I love everyone but you I love everyone but you I passively resist your coup Now I love everyone but you I love everyone but you (I love everyone but you) I love everyone but you (I love everyone but you) 15. All The Kids Are Having Kids ------------------------------------------------------------ Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble Now it's no fun, shotgun, far too young and they can't come out to play When all the kids are having kids, today Back seat like toast mid-central coast they grow up so quickly No more Friday night drinks in the park, no matter what they say 'Cause all the kids are having kids All the kids are having kids, today Terminate or church doorstep Sell them on the internet Or up for adoption Or there's no more rock shows, drugs or cigarettes, stunt their DNA When all the kids are having kids All the kids are having kids, today Forgotten dreams and wasted plans (Contraception) Memories airbrushed on a panel van (Is an option) Replaced with frowns and wagging tongues (Contraception) Washing lines and soccer mums (Is an option) Fast track up no time for cool There must have been a hole in the golden rule At least you get the week off school When all the kids are having kids All the kids are having kids All the kids are having kids, today 16. You'll Go To Jail ------------------------------------------------------------ You can try holding up a payroll With your pants around your ankles And a darkened plastic bag over your head Tied on real tightly Put sugar in the gas tank Of your flat-tired getaway car With an amputated arsehole at the wheel You can't tell me that it's a real steal And you will fail You'll go to jail And you will fail You'll go to jail Try to viciously attack A Newtown Jets half backer With both hands and legs tied behind your back And a sultry shade Of lipstick on your mouth And if you somehow make it out Call his mum a hooker on the way Well today is really not your day And you will fail You'll go to jail And you will fail You'll go to jail Try saving all the trees Or free the refuges Or prove you're not a coward By killing Johnny Howard Murder all the Racists Welcome blokes from other places Force everyone to stop eating meat I wouldn't bother getting off your seat I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time And if you want to make a difference you'll just end up in a prison Getting buggered every time you go to sleep And you will fail You'll go to jail And you will fail You'll go to jail - And what do you think of the concert? - It was nice - Is that it? - What? - Is that all? - Oink https://frenzalrhomb.net