Frenzal Rhomb - Frenzal Rhomb / Fuzigish — The Unwanted Traveller 1. Bucket Bong 2. Russell Crowe's Band 3. Tapeworms And Grass In A Piss Based Sauce 4. Dunkeld 5. My Dad's A Newsreader 6. My City Of Sydney 1. Bucket Bong ------------------------------------------------------------ The band has stopped the night is young... This bar is closed but there'll be more to come... She whispered softly. I don't wanna be alone... Can me and all my friends come back for cones? I called ahead I felt so cheap Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep I should have noticed that her look was kinda smug She only wants me coz I got the drugs My mouth was dry my knees were weak She held my hand when we walked down the street I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong Now we're at home I'm feeling scared Coz there's no bucket, sink or vessel anywhere Now if she wants a bucket I'll have the last laugh And she'll have to have it with me in the bath She'll have to have it with me in the bath She only wants me coz I got the drugs... We be the Johnson's, and we don't be messed with. We be a proud people, we be good neighbors. But we will hurt you if you mess with us, Okay? And in a Christian way. I mean that's the way of the wise. 2. Russell Crowe's Band ------------------------------------------------------------ I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head And even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit Go! I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon And even if our paychecks may as well as be counterfeit At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit 3. Tapeworms And Grass In A Piss Based Sauce ------------------------------------------------------------ Kazuya, Haruna, Moe, Rie, Atsuko; All rock star, from Chiba, in a place near Tokyo Osaka is quite far, not as far as Mexico; Nagoya, Shizuoka, Sendai, Motoyawata, Kyoto Sashimi and Sushi, Softball's staples dietary. When they're done, do not run, plenty more fish in the sea When the songs are all sung, tea for them with Frenzal Rhomb But we're vegetarian, so we're getting very thin and hungry (the sound of brutal, unforgiving rape) ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, So drink Saki, Chu-hi, Sapporo and Asahi Umeshu and Sho-Chu, and we all get yoperai Biru-biru sumimasen, hakimashita & kanpai Time for bidet, so toire wa doko desu ka kudasai Frenzal Rhomb and Softball, all for one and one for all On the road in japan, take it to the fucking man Nihongo? Okonono, the words are anybody's guess Time to go, so domo gozimus baka gaijin desu. ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba-da ba. 4. Dunkeld ------------------------------------------------------------ We had three days off from 26 shows and we didn't know what to do Harvey went to London, and Lex went with him too We drove up to Scotland to find some lochs and clans And Doctor went to Germany to have sex with men The Doctor went to Germany to have sex with men! Chris Moses had an uncle that we didn't know much about He had 16 different relatives and couldn't work it out They took us in, gave us food and beer, and showed us where to sleep Despite the close-knit community no one had webbed feet Despite the close-knit community no one had webbed feet We're so far from Sydney and Melbourne as well But if we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld Gordy was in boozy heaven he drank all he could find Mostly hash in Copenhagen he nearly lost his mind Poor Luke fell in love with a prostitute he said the price was fair, She loved his leather jacket and his thick body hair She loved his leather jacket and his thick body hair We're so far from Sydney and Melbourne as well But if we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld We're so far from Sydney and Melbourne as well If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld If we have to be somewhere it might as well be Dunkeld 5. My Dad's A Newsreader ------------------------------------------------------------ Hi, I'm Tom, the new bass player in Frenzal. I enjoy cricket and PlayStation. I wrote the chorus to this song. My Dad is a Newsreader. Lying in the sun on Monday afternoon Trying not to think of politics Just thinking of this tune Just cause Gordy wrote the music I had to write the words And if I left it up to him I'd sing about box of turds Doctor!!! Little Tom The Wank Engine (it's just|is the) new kid in the band And he got his name from overuse Of his blistering right hand. You know that he can play the old songs He helps us more than you. So here's the lyrics that he wrote For the boozy midget's tune. La la la la la la x 7 You're a fucking wanker, Crease! And such a tiny penis! [japanese language] What's a dickhead?! He left school at forteen he's teach us to abuse You think he'd have much more to say, His old man reads the news. La la la la la la Good evening... 6. My City Of Sydney ------------------------------------------------------------ Natives of intriguing San Francisco Say its there, there hearts will always be But surely they can’t care if i’m more excited About her sister city Far across the sea My city of Sydney I miss the warmth of you Miss the heart of your people That little church steeple In Woolloomooloo Sail boats white polka dotting The blue of the bay As they glide on their way Through a clear afternoon Night folks thirsting for fun Meeting most everyone At the Cross As they toss in their mеrry balloon My city of Sydney I miss your glow at dark Miss the Opera Housе lights From the Bridge And the night In a quiet Hyde Park Though i’m thousands of miles From your surfers and smiles Of your laugh loving children at play My warm city of Sydney I’ve never been away https://frenzalrhomb.net