Frenzal Rhomb - Hi-Vis High Tea 1. Classic Pervert 2. Ray Ahn is my spirit animal 3. Cunt act 4. Sneeze guard 5. Shelving stacks 6. The criminals airline 7. Storage unit press 8. School reunion 9. Ex Pat 10. Beer and a shot 11. The black prince 12. Bunbury 13. Pigworm 14. Digging a hole for myself 15. Don't cast aspergers on me 16. Messed up 17. Mental problems 18. Waiting for a postman 19. Organ donor 20. Food court 1. Classic Pervert ------------------------------------------------------------ You're a classic pervert, dress like a classic pervert You're a classic pervert, classic pervert Well I used to easily differentiate when l took the kids down to the sea Now I don't know if you play guitar or if you're a paedophile from the '70s 2. Ray Ahn is my spirit animal ------------------------------------------------------------ Now I've got a ways to run. I'm not wasting time on the dumb The wisdom of the morning sun is like an ancient sage from Punchbowl Ray Ahn is my spirit animal And then one day he said to me that they are not the enemy So focus all your energies on bringing down religious fuckheads 3. Cunt act ------------------------------------------------------------ If you're sitting on a flight everybody's packed in tight and you push your seat back... cunt act And if you're the only one left alive holding the gun in a suicide pact.. cunt act If a local footy team have a party dress up themed and their faces are all blacked... cunt act If you fuck over the poor hiding your profits offshore just to pay less tax Cunt act If they force you to comply with another FOI but the good bits you redact.. cunt act When a boxer lost a fight and you tweet him every night to remind him of the fact.. cunt act When a lumberjack is good but you move the piece of wood just as he's swinging the axe... cunt act When a witness on a case has a sudden about face and testimony he retracts... cunt act When you roll a seasoned ham at a heap of tomato cans just after they've been stacked... cunt act When your workers have to swear they won't unionise while there so they can easily be stacked Cunt act When your wallet gets racked, you've woken after you've relaxed When your phone screen is cracked, you dropped your bong after you've packed When the feds have got you tracked, when your credos all got maxed You're still peckish when you've snacked, when you gybed and should have tacked... cunt act 4. Sneeze guard ------------------------------------------------------------ I'll be your sneeze guard I won't protect you a bit Be your sneeze guard, be your useless piece of shit I'll be your sneeze guard I will shield your world from nothing as your sneeze guard I'll be your fucking sneeze guard I've learned my lesson, I've learned it well If I know one thing ifs I'm going straight to hell You'll have to stand up, still be there But I'll do nothing to help you out, I'm locking the door, I'm smashing the phone from now on I'm your sneeze guard 5. Shelving stacks ------------------------------------------------------------ This awful shift it has ten hours to go I think I'll make it but all honesty is I don't know I dream of parties and pretend I'm lying next to you So I'm shelving stacks as I'm stacking shelves Trying to neutralise this living hell Yeah I'm stacking shelves as I'm shelving stacks My brain is dying there is no-one else But I will survive I will rock a party by myself I grab the moisturiser and I put it on the shelf So I'm shelving stacks as I'm stacking shelves Trying to neutralise this living hell Yeah I'm stacking shelves as I'm shelving stacks and when I come down I'm never coming back, not coming back.. I'm never coming back 6. The criminals airline ------------------------------------------------------------ All we can afford, the criminals' airport where every conversation is a fucking punish Descending signal bell I will get off in hell This line is the longest that's ever been But I love you still and I will endure The violence and the threats and the endless plans to make it big this time On the criminals airline Scream at no-one it seems So hard to live the dream This line is the longest that's ever been And now we're headed south Or I could change it all Just give me one more chance gonna show you all we'll make it big this time On the criminals' airline We're gonna make it big this time On the criminals' airline 7. Storage unit press ------------------------------------------------------------ Just trying to make ends meet, put some food upon the table and shoes upon my feet I need a goddamn job where I don't have to answer to a psychopath boss I will be free In 270C When I get my storage unit pill press Got boxes for a bed, I spend my days breathing through a t-shirt wrapped around my head I spent my life in chains, now I'm wedged between a surfboard and remote control planes I'll build my wealth As i sell my health When I get my storage unit pill press 8. School reunion ------------------------------------------------------------ Fuck my school reunion (x 5) Wendy Hogan and Matthew Simpson, It's great to hear they're doing well for themselves ooh They've got a hair removal business on the west coast They're thinking hard about expanding out from there But I don't live that way So fuck my school reunion Steven Archer and Carol Johnson, These renovations they won't pay for themselves ooh It's great to hear that they just got into the market at the right time They won't sell for at least a year But I don't live that way So fuck my school reunion (x 5) 9. Ex Pat ------------------------------------------------------------ I used to hang out on this lonely beach For some relief from this oppressive heat when things unravelled it was just the start Ten bad decisions and a broken heart I lost everything I used to own I sold everyone I used to know That old morality is on the run and now I'm here to get the damage done Deep up the rivers where I'll never leave One hundred tigers watching over me I never fitted in my own backyard I never was at home right from the start I lost everything I used to own I sold everyone I used to know That old morality is on the run and now I'm here to get the damage done I burned everything that's dear to me I threw the keys to my storage unit in the sea I couldn't find a further place for you away from me And now I'm here to get the damage done 10. Beer and a shot ------------------------------------------------------------ For everyone I forgot Raise up your glass to the whole fucking lot Beer and a shot For everyone I forgot Smoothed out like bitumen set in like rot Nothing left to do But to sink like cement just to float through the roof when I hit the ground everything will come true Beer and shot Beer and a shot It's everything that I've got At the end of the world please don't let it stop Beer and a shot multiplied by a lot Keep pouring them out Every last drop Bad medicine since before I know when Beer and a shot multiplied by a lot 11. The black prince ------------------------------------------------------------ We spent so long living underground but we're out here now where it's bright and sunny You gave me somewhere to kick off my shell and you seem so cool when I have got no money You said we're not here for a long time so now I'm gonna come home Cause you're the black prince you're the black prince honey 12. Bunbury ------------------------------------------------------------ Night after night when nothing is happening I dream of a place where nothing is wrong Time after time the hammer is falling, the bed bugs are gone or so I am told So take me where I wanna be Bunbury Bunbury you're killing me I once had a nightmare of epic proportions I woke in a cold and windowless room A friendly assassin had smashed all my teeth out and broke all the bones in both of my hands 13. Pigworm ------------------------------------------------------------ Pigworm, pigworm, pigworm pigworm pigworm pigworm what the fuck? I wish I was in yesterday when everything was beautiful The sun was shining brightly the rain glistened on the streets My porcine point of view that I put down to education Was in fact a fucking pigworm shining in my brain 14. Digging a hole for myself ------------------------------------------------------------ Finally, got absolutely everything Got absolutely everything I need I'm set up for eternity And finally, the summer that will never end I'm someone that you can depend upon To fuck it up for everyone And I'm digging a hole for myself I'm digging a hole for myself in the sun I'm killing myself in the sun Suddenly we've run out of everything we've run out of everything we need yeah we've run out of everything And I can see. I am my own worst enemy My kids are the priority for me So I damn them for eternity And I'm digging a hole for myself I'm digging a hole for myself in the sun I'm killing myself in the sun 15. Don't cast aspergers on me ------------------------------------------------------------ I can always get on the wrong side of anyone I don't need any help from you And I'm fair in that I see fair game in everyone I'm sorry if that clashes with your sheltered point of view And yeah I'm wrong but this time I'm right I'm sorry if there's no apology But don't cast your aspergers on me Because I always put my money on the underdog So much more exciting than the rest And my cards are on the table you can count them up I get a little anxious when they're too close to my chest and if that's wrong, well I'm not right But there's plenty more fucked up fish in the sea So don't cast your aspergers on me You're never wrong, it doesn't make it right To buy in to this cruet conspiracy So don't cast your aspergers on me 16. Messed up ------------------------------------------------------------ I was always messing up the big things I let the big things mess me around Holding on too tightly to my own strings To ever let them keep me down But if the things I take to take me away, take me away to where I wanted to I know that every time I get there be fine as long as I can get messed up with you I got a bad habit of messing up the best things Until the best thing dragged me down Your hands are holding my head above water and keeping me touching the ground And when the things I take get taken away, I know what I'm gonna do know that I'll be fine just thinking of the next time that I can get messed up with you Fucked up high on isolation It's a sad sad situation Mid-life mid-week sedation No-one's getting through Locked off so bored and boring Then you come and smash my door in I'm sure I'm messing up with, messing up with you And if the things I take to take me away, take me away, from everything I knew If I lose my mind I know that be fine as long as I can get messed up with you As long as i can lose my mind with you At home I locked my door And ignoring everyone that tries to drag me through Fucked up high on isolation And then you came and smashed my face in Messed me up and now I'm racing to get messed up with you 17. Mental problems ------------------------------------------------------------ You're the burning tyre around my neck I put out your fires but you're still a wreck I will follow down to the depths of fun And I will be around when you find the sun Everyone I know has mental problems Everyone surrounding me are all fucked in the head Everyone as far as I can see, at least they're acting more like me Everyone I know has mental problems You're the turning tide upon my shore You're the late night knock on my front door And I will follow down into the depths of fun And I will be around when you find the sun Everyone I know has mental problems Everyone surrounding me are all fucked in the head And I've got all the answers just put your head underneath the sea Everyone I know has mental problems 18. Waiting for a postman ------------------------------------------------------------ A normal quiet suburban street it's almost evening time Shocked by piercing light I'm peering out through closed venetian blinds I'm waiting for the postman 'cause he's gonna get me high Bitcoins are tumbling the blockchain's set to self-destruct It never used to be this way, to be so hard to get tucked up I'll be hiding by the doorway it's time to claim my prize The receipt for the order hidden on external drive I'll hold out that five star rating 'til the kicking thing arrives I'm waiting for the postman...'cause he's gonna get me high Forty stage encryption and it's still not at my door Send a tucking pigeon burrow underneath my floor Airdrop from a plane or send a mormon to my place Blast it from a cannon aimed directly at my face It used to be so easy everybody knew a guy But we're living in the future they've got cameras in the sky And ASIO gets closer every week that's going by Still waiting for my postman, 'cause he's going to get me high 19. Organ donor ------------------------------------------------------------ Scoop out my eyes so you can see That everything isn't as bad as what you believe Carve out my guts take everything I might be braindead but my heart's still beating I will be your organ donor I will sacrifice my liver Until the party's over I will be your organ donor be holding on forever 'Til there's nothing to recover My lungs aren't worth the air they breathe But you can rip them from my chest if they will help you sleep My kidneys soak up all our sins And I can tell by your yellowing eyes that they'll do more good out than in I can feel the sedation filling up my cardiovascular system Feel the blade on my small intestine I'll always be with you Cause I will be your organ donor Tick the box awake and sober Sign the rest of my life over They won't know the difference between two grown men's vas deferens Open up my pineal gland serotonin transplant happy to lend a hand I will be your organ donor I will sacrifice my liver Until the party's over I will be your organ donor drink ourselves into a coma I'll be holding on forever 20. Food court ------------------------------------------------------------ Then you said, meet me at the food court at 10am Or there a bouts you weren't quite sure The savages are closing in, I grit my teeth And be waiting Watching the fights Caused by all the MDMA leeching away And I'll be waiting Fluorescent lights Thinking about all of the things that we've done right In the place the city and the suburbs meet It won't be long 'til there's some shit going down I belong everywhere that you are found https://frenzalrhomb.net