Gordon Forman

• jay
• nat
• lex
• lindsay
• gordy

Birthdate: July 8th, 1978.

Height: Very short.

Distinguishing Feature: Height... well, lack of it.

Gordy is the newest member of Frenzal Rhomb. Previously from the band Blister, Gordy took over right where Nat left off, playing his first gig with the band at Adelaide Uni in March 1998. Although the absense of Nat shocked those crowd members who were unaware of his departure, Gordy more than impressed them all with his perfect knowledge of every Frenzal drum beat, and the speed at which he was able to play them at.

Even the other band members constantly remarked on how well he played, and still do at concerts nowdays. Gordy drums so damn fast that Frenzal Rhomb's already fast paced songs are now even faster than ever, making the intensity of Frenzal Rhomb's live performances even greater.

Just like when Lindsay joined the band, Gordy does have to put up with teasing from the other members, but the fact that he is such an awesome drummer still gets him his fair share of compliments. Just recently on their American tour, Gordy was spotted wearing a sign stuck to his chest reading "MY NAME IS GORDY AND I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFE SO I CAN GET A GREEENCARD AND STAY IN THE COUNTRY". He admitted to us that Jay was sometimes mean to him, but it was only to be expected, and I'm sure that the teasing is not going to emotionally scar Gordy any more than being in Frenzal Rhomb will!

Gordy is fairly similar looking to Nat, especially in the way of size and build. I don't know if it is a popular theme for Frenzal to have short drummers, but in the immortal words of Jay Whalley, "We've gone from one small cunt to another."