Dick Sandwich (1994)
I don't care if you're bored and all alone
It's 'cause you can't afford to buy some friends or speak by mobile phone
If you're wondering why everybody's stepping on your face
It's 'cause you don't have any money and you've been put in your place
So why don't you get down on your knees?
I'm richer than you
Why don't you get down on your knees?
I'm richer than you, yeah
I don't care if you're falling all over the place
Because we just can't stick around you and there's someone in your face
You're listening to everybody singing in dialtone
You don't have time to wait around, that's why you're all alone
So why don't you get down on your knees?
I'm richer than you
Why don't you get down on your knees?
I'm richer than you, yeah
I don't care if you're bored and all alone
It's coz you can't afford to buy some friends or speak by mobile phone
If you're wondering why everybody's stepping on your face
It's coz you don't have any money and you've been put in your place
So why don't you get down on your knees?
I'm richer than you
I'm richer than I'm richer than I'm richer than you!
I turn you on at 6 o'clock
Why is it that you're such a cock
You smile and tell me that it's a good evening
Then you put on that stupid frown
Talk about the bullshit going down
It's hard to stop myself from leaving
When you're looking like there's something wrong
And looking like it won't be long
Till you tell me all 10,000 people are dying
Then you wipe off that stupid frown
Why don't you take a look around
It's hard to stop myself from crying
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
I don't care ???
Why can't you see it's just a game
Your christian viewpoint's just the same
As the arsehole that some phoney judge is trying
I'm sure that were all well aware
That Roger Climpson dyes his hair
Doesn't it make you wonder if he's lying?
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
I don't care ??? commercial break
what can you say what have you done to me
why can't you just listen to what you say
why can't you say what you mean to me why don't they just go away
and say i don't want to see you again
i never want to see you again
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
why can't you say the things you hate
the most why can't you consider just what they say
i never know why it's so now just fuck up and throw it away and say
i don't want to see you again
i never want to see you again
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
what can you say what have you done to me
why can't you just listen to what you say
why can't you say what you meant to me
why don't they just go away and say
i don't want to see you again
i never want to see you again
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
you're ok, i don't like your friends
[Verse 1]
Walk into my ward, stand beside my bed,
I look at you, but you stare at your feet instead,
I'm on the verge of collapse,
I've got needles running through my veins,
And i'm bleeding from my dick
and my hair's falling out and it's driving me insane,
Hey hey hey hey insane,
[Chorus]
Chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy.
[Verse 2]
I've lost control of the functions that i once had,
The doctors tell me that it's really not that bad,
I don't want to wake up with a warm patch in the bed,
And you want to get up but you can't so you don't,
So you go back to sleep instead.
Hey hey, hey hey, instead,
[Chorus]
Chemotherapy, chemotherapy
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy.
[Verse 2 (repeat)]
I've lost control of the functions that i once had,
The doctors tell me that it's really not that bad,
I don't want to wake up with a warm patch in the bed,
And you want to get up but you can't so you don't
so you go back to sleep instead.
Yeah yeah, instead,
[Chorus]
Chemotherapy, chemotherapy
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy,
I'm having chemotherapy, chemotherapy.
I know you're wanting things to change
Why can you see that they're just the same
We could be so strong if we tried
Why can't you just see the other side
There must be a million
There must be a million
There must be a million ways to try
Why can't we talk about what went wrong
When you're face to face with a uniform
I don't have to trust what you believe
It's not that difficult to see
There must be a million
There must be a million
There must be a million ways to try
Why can't we talk about what went wrong
When you're face to face with a uniform
I don't have to trust what you believe
It's not that difficult to see
There must be a million
There must be a million
There must be a million ways to try
You know we belong together
You and i for ever and ever
No matter where you are
You're my guiding star
And from the very first moment i saw you
I never felt such emotion
I'm walking on air
Just to know that you're there
Hold me in your arms don't let me go
I want to stay forever home and away
With you each day
Let me be the one
That you turn to
Someone you can rely on closer each day
Home and a...
Why are you so conservative?
Why have you got nothing to give?
You're so suspicious in every way
Why have you got nothing to say?
Who can you trust?
Why are you always in control?
We used to hide all your stuff away
When i come round wanting to play
You're never open in any way
Why have you got nothing to say
Who can you trust?
Why are you always in control?
We used to have so much fun before you learnt to use your gun
You make me worry 'till i feel sick
I have to run so far away
Who can you trust?
Why are you always in control?
