Sans Souci (2003)

So, lets get down to the nitty-gritty. Alcohol, tobacco, sedatives, sleeping tablets, inhalants, glue, marijuana and shoot. You name it, they've tried it. Don't let your guard down, its easy for the kids to tell you not to worry, but you can't help but worry can you. And you should worry.

Freedom of expression is imperative to me
I call on everyone to run naked through the busy streets
Sedatives I know you wanna
Mersyndols and marijuana
Too much hydro drives you round the bend
Says me and my fucked up friends

You know its time to stand up (stand up)
Stand up and be cunted

You know you gotta stand up (stand up)
Stand up and be cunted

Japanese woman speech

AI summary

Lyrics convey a rebellious and defiant attitude towards societal norms. The singer advocates for freedom of expression and urges listeners to break free from conformity. The mention of drugs like sedatives, marijuana, and hydro suggests a desire to escape reality and embrace a carefree lifestyle. The chorus, "stand up and be cunted," encourages listeners to assert their individuality and not be afraid to challenge the status quo. Overall, the song celebrates nonconformity and the rejection of societal expectations.

2. Russell Crowe's Band (1:11) Back to tracklist

I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed
I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head
And even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit
At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit

Go!

I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues
I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon
And even if our paychecks may as well as be counterfeit
At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit

At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fucking pile of shit

AI summary

The lyrics express a sense of defiance and rebellion against mainstream success and celebrity culture. The band members acknowledge that they may not achieve commercial success or fame like Russell Crowe's band, but they take pride in their authenticity and integrity. They reject the idea of compromising their values for money or recognition, and instead find satisfaction in their punk rock ethos. The lyrics highlight the band's disdain for superficial success and their commitment to staying true to themselves.

3. Punisher (3:31) Back to tracklist

Return to duty corporal punishment
He had the brain that never dies
Return to duty corporal punishment
The cask is emptied every night

He's socially retarded
Tries to get this party started with brutal and unparalleled insight

What a champion (what a punish)

He hides a dark and seamy history
He keeps so quite about his past
Not even one confirming photograph
Of each tale more boring than the last
I think he's planing something could find out but I cant listen
To long winded stories with no end

What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)

I can see it one the news now
His neighbours never once complained
About the noise of digging
In the back yard after midnight
They just thought he was annoying not insane

What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion
What a way to learn
Mind started slow
Got a ways to go
What a punisher
Will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn
What a punisher

Spent his youth torturing small things
Put his little bro through hell
The only way to get his own back
On a world he saw as failed
Find it so hard to listen
To a guy who is such a creep
No more walking on eggshells
Cause hes gonna put all his friends to sleep
(My friends, [gibberish])

What a champion (what a punisher)
What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion
What a way to learn
Mind started slow
Got a ways to go
What a punisher
Will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn
What a punisher

What a champion
What a way to learn
Mind started slow
Got a ways to go
What a punisher
Will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn
What a punisher

AI summary

The lyrics seem to be about a person who is socially awkward and has a dark past. The narrator describes this individual as a "champion" or a "punisher" sarcastically, highlighting their disturbing behavior and tendencies. The lyrics suggest that the person may have a history of violence or cruelty towards others, and the narrator expresses discomfort and unease around them. The song ends with a sense of foreboding, hinting at potential danger or harm that this person may pose to those around them. Overall, the lyrics paint a picture of someone who is deeply troubled and potentially dangerous.

4. Ballchef (1:18) Back to tracklist

Morning. Wake up and smell
All the breakfast foods that are an offer
But no one prepared us for what's on the menu
I've never tried this before

If this is the breakfast of champions
I don't wanna be an athlete
Gastro-testicular bad combination
At least they're not serving it raw

Cooking with balls, who would of thought
It could be so normal. Now we know
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef

Come in, sit down, please be assured
That you won't find a bad ball here
Culled straight from the rocky mountains
The difference between a bull and a steer

Cooking with balls, who would of thought
It could be so normal. Now we know
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef
He's a Ball Chef

AI summary

The lyrics seem to be about the unexpected and unconventional experience of trying a dish made from animal testicles. The singer expresses surprise at the dish being served for breakfast and humorously comments on not wanting to be an athlete if that's what champions eat. The chorus praises the chef for his skill in preparing the dish, using humor and wordplay to lighten the subject matter. Overall, the song appears to be a satirical take on the idea of cooking and eating animal testicles, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

5. Bucket Bong (2:31) Back to tracklist

The band has stopped the night is young...
This bar is closed but there'll be more to come...
She whispered softly. I don't wanna be alone...
Can me and all my friends come back for cones?

I called ahead I felt so cheap
Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep
I should have noticed that her look was kinda smug
She only wants me coz I got the drugs

My mouth was dry my knees were weak
She held my hand when we walked down the street
I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong
She only wants me for my Bucket Bong
She only wants me for my Bucket Bong

Now we're at home I'm feeling scared
Coz there's no bucket, sink or vessel anywhere
Now if she wants a bucket I'll have the last laugh
And she'll have to have it with me in the bath
She'll have to have it with me in the bath
She only wants me coz I got the drugs...

We be the Johnson's, and we don't be messed with. We be a proud people, we be good neighbors.
But we will hurt you if you mess with us, Okay? And in a Christian way.
I mean that's the way of the wise.

AI summary

The lyrics tell a story of someone being used for their drugs by a girl who only wants to hang out because of what they have to offer. The protagonist feels cheap and used, but goes along with it anyway. The lyrics also mention a "Bucket Bong," which is a homemade smoking device, emphasizing the theme of drug use. The song captures a sense of desperation and emptiness in relationships based on substance abuse.

6. Looking Good (2:35) Back to tracklist

You took your 57 Holden right across the nation
Shooting up public schools and service stations
Never been arrested and you never thought you would

Told the officer sorry to keep you waiting
Takes a lot of time to do the work of Satan
Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good

Passed out in the pub like a common asshole
20-dollar bill sticking out of your nostril
Called the paramedics but they could not kick start your heart

And now you're blue (blue)
As blue as a boy could be and the prognosis isn't good
Now you're looking at an early grave and you're looking good

Well your hands are dirty but the shirt is clean (you're looking good)
You'll make the best looking corpse the world has ever scene (you're looking good)
Now your looking at an early grave and your looking good

Brought up by your daddy to respect religion
What the father did in boarding school just wasn't Christian
Your silence paid for your collage tuition fees
The memories were so blue as blue as a boy could be (blue)
Your children never understood
Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good

Well your hands are dirty but your shirt is clean (you're looking good)
You're on the front of every newspaper and magazine (you're looking good)
The lawyer told the jury you were just misunderstood

Well your minds is dirty but your pants are clean (you're looking good)
Every where you go you've always got the make a scene (you're looking good)
Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good
Oh no
Now you're looking at 20 years and you're looking good (you're looking good)

AI summary

The lyrics talk about a person who has committed various crimes and immoral acts, but always manages to maintain a clean appearance. The song reflects on the consequences of their actions, such as facing 20 years in prison or an early grave. It also touches on themes of privilege, hypocrisy, and the consequences of one's actions catching up to them. Overall, the song serves as a critique of individuals who may appear respectable on the outside, but are actually deeply flawed.

7. Greyhound (1:43) Back to tracklist

I don't wanna got to the beach or the movies or hang around with you
I wanna go where I'll win lots of money
I'll do what I have to do

Always on my back telling me you need expensive stuff
Well this should be enough

I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to

Been spending all of my time on the doghouse
This will never change
Never enough that I cook dinner that puts restaurants to shame

If I raise the capital and rents not overdue
This is what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to

I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you
And if he loses at least I'll have a friend who will be true

It's not cruelty if you inject enough amphetamines

I promise one day I'll have a proper job to do
But that wont be anytime soon (soon)

I'm gonna buy you a greyhound and I'll name him after you
And when he wins I will buy you anything that you want me to

I'm gonna buy you a racehorse and I'll name him after you
And if he loses once I'll turn him into superglue

AI summary

The lyrics of the song express a sense of frustration with the pressures of materialism and the desire to escape from it by finding a way to make money quickly. The narrator talks about buying expensive things for their partner by betting on greyhounds and racehorses, showing a willingness to take risks and make unconventional choices. The lyrics also touch on themes of loyalty and the struggle to find a stable job. Overall, the song seems to be a sarcastic commentary on consumerism and the lengths people will go to in order to fulfill expectations of wealth and success.

8. Lead Poisoned Jean (2:09) Back to tracklist

Grew up in an industrial town
Two blocks away from the industrial sounds
Three generations in the same old home
Seven kids, mum feels so alone

Six of them looked like they had a chance to do something with their lives
Little Jeanie had a mind of her own, but it wasn't a very good one

And we try not to be mean
To our Little (lead poisoned) Jean
Little (lead poisoned) Jean

No special school, no one to understand
Her teachers tried to use the back of their hands
She can't compute any information

She likes pictures on the screen
She's my Little (lead poisoned) Jean
Little (lead poisoned) Jean

One winter's day, it was the end of June
Her parents put together two and two
She wasn't normal, no she's not the same
The legal battle set the town aflame
The company would be responsible for every
Time that Jeannie screams
Pollution so obscene
Little (lead poisoned) Jean

Now the family's rich beyond belief
That kind of money's still a shallow relief
Little Jeannie's got a new PlayStation so she

Stares at the screen
She's my Little (lead poisoned) Jean

AI summary

The song tells the story of a girl named Jeanie who grew up in an industrial town and suffered from lead poisoning. The lyrics describe how she struggled in school and was misunderstood by teachers. Eventually, her parents took legal action against the company responsible for the pollution, leading to financial compensation. Despite the family's newfound wealth, Jeanie remains isolated and disconnected, finding solace in her new playstation. The song highlights the impact of environmental pollution on individuals and the consequences of negligence.

9. Who'd Be A Cop? (2:30) Back to tracklist

You had such a terrible time at home
Not as bright as your brother and sister though
Intimidating all your friends

Still think that uniform's so cool
What a job you can make your own rules
Take your frustration out on them

Hanging out at your nearest protest
Punching kids and making arrests
In the name of whoever pays the most

Couldn't get in the armed forces
Animals on the backs of horses
Good sense and justice you oppose

Get a real job! Who would be a fucking cop?

Did you not get enough love?
Did your parents beat you up?
Do you worry about the size of your penis?
Did the army kick you out?
What the hell was that about?
Didn't let you use your firearm in public?

You don't protect me, no security
For my family and friends
Your brain is just out of reach
You can shoot drunks on the beach
The corporations you defend

Get a real job! Who would be a fucking cop?

I don't know how you get to sleep
When junkies terrorise your beat
Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics
And there's that secret no one knows
Hidden from everyone those
Unnatural affections for German Shepherds

[sp]

Get a real job! Who would be a cop?

Did you not get enough love?
Did your parents beat you up?
Do you worry about the size of your penis?
Were you a cockhead from the start?
You didn't need very good marks
And now you're suppplementing your income with money from drugs

Don't wear your name badge on your chest
In case of civil unrest
Wouldn't want anyone to think that your like violence best

Who would be a fucking cop?
Who would be a fucking cop?
Who would be a fucking cop?

AI summary

The lyrics criticize police officers, questioning their motivations and actions. The song suggests that some police officers may have personal issues or insecurities that drive them to abuse their power. The band challenges the idea of police as protectors and highlights instances of police brutality and corruption. Overall, the song is a scathing commentary on law enforcement and calls for accountability and reform within the system.

10. White World (2:00) Back to tracklist

It's a white man's world you gotta learn to live it
If you can't live it you [fuck it]

Congratulations, you have won the right to anything you want
An astronaut, a TV host, an open hand, a smiling face

Another medal for your race, an open door
Another opportunity to find out what it means to be so lucky

Sit back, forget about the rest
Just remember you're the best that this world has to offer

Oh baby, baby it's a white, white world
Oh baby, baby it's a white, white world

Argh baby, baby it's a white, white world
Come on baby, baby it's a white, white world

I don't want anything to do with this birthright, it makes me sick
To think of people feeling better
Treating everyone like shit

Sit back, forget about the rest
Just remember that you're the best
That this world has to offer.
Oh baby, baby it's a white white world
Oh baby, baby it's a white white world

Argh baby, baby it's a white white world
Come on baby, baby it's a white white world

[One take on me]

AI summary

The lyrics criticize the idea of a white man's world and the privileges that come with it. The song sarcastically congratulates those who benefit from this system, highlighting the unfair advantages they have. The singer expresses disgust at the inequality and mistreatment of others based on race. Overall, the song serves as a commentary on the inherent privilege and discrimination present in society.

11. Cocksucker (3:00) Back to tracklist

Liquor and drugs
Wasting the rewards
Well I'm feeling good
Now that we're done for
Well I'm fully sick
Sick of the old way
I feel like a smoke
To start up a new day

Tripled the rent
But that's not the issue
Most of my friends
They're all alcoholics
But they're the only one
Who make any sense,
now everything's gonna be great

I'm getting up, I'm going out
I'm gonna turn it up fucking loud
Won't look at anything that's anything like you, oh oh oh oh

I'm gonna give this night away
I'm gonna talk shit behind your back
Won't look at anything that's anything like oh oh oh oh

Placed to take my earrings out
I want to have more bread than one out of my nose
Just to please them
Well-mannered
Help them out whenever they fucking could
Went at your property and mowed the lawn
They're still calling me scammy cunt
........ cunt
Fuck me!

AI summary

The lyrics reflect a rebellious and carefree attitude towards life, with references to alcohol, drugs, and partying. The singer expresses a sense of liberation from old ways and a desire to start anew. The mention of friends who are alcoholics but make sense to the singer suggests a sense of camaraderie and understanding within a group of like-minded individuals. The chorus emphasizes a desire to break free from constraints and have a wild night out, while also expressing a disregard for anything that reminds the singer of a past relationship or negative experience. Overall, the song conveys a sense of defiance and a determination to live life on one's own terms, without being weighed down by the expectations or judgments of others.

12. World's Fuckedest Cunt (2:30) Back to tracklist

Well who could know
The party's just beginning
Party shirt and pants a bit too tight
Put's on a show, cause he knows he'll be winning
The answer's clear it's there in black and white

It's closing time, but he is just beginning
Eyes open wide and a mouth that won't relent
He's feeling fine, his head and body spinning
Hands twitching on, he's in his element

He's your best mate
Can't stand up straight
So let's celebrate
The world's fuckedest cunt

He's out of breath
He's nearing death
He's at his best
The world's fuckedest cunt

Well he's still there, after the party's over
With half the night, splattered down his front
Beer flavoured hair, he's trying to act sober
He starts a fight but it's just an accident

He's your best mate
Can't stand up straight
So let's celebrate
The world's fuckedest cunt

He's out of breath
He's nearing death
He's at his best
The world's fuckedest cunt

Fuckedest cunt
Fuckedest cunt

WHOA FUCKEDEST CUNT
WHOA FUCKEDEST CUNT
WHOA FUCKEDEST CUNT

He's your best mate
Can't stand up straight
So let's celebrate
The world's fuckedest cunt

He's out of breath
He's nearing death
He's at his best
The world's fuckedest cunt

Obscenely rude (WHOA)
Bad attitude (FUCKEDEST)
Likes to get nude (CUNT)
The world's fuckedest cunt (WHOA)

He's lost his shoe (FUCKEDEST)
He's without a clue (CUNT)
He's just like you (WHOA)
The world's fuckedest cunt (FUCKEDEST) (CUNT)

AI summary

The lyrics of the song describe a wild and reckless party-goer who is known as the "world's fuckedest cunt." Despite his chaotic behavior, he is portrayed as the life of the party and a beloved friend. The lyrics highlight his drunken antics, inability to stay upright, and penchant for causing trouble. The repeated refrain emphasizes his status as the ultimate party animal. Overall, the song captures the chaotic and carefree spirit of a night out with a rowdy friend.

13. 60, Beautiful and Mine (2:53) Back to tracklist

Well she's a fast damn woman
She's a lovin' machine
And she's been around the block if you know what I mean
Spent the last 40 years just scopein' the scene
And now she knows it's time

To find someone to share the rest of her days
Before the grim reaper come's and layes her to waste
And I know I'm first in line

Because she's 60
And she's beautiful
And she's mine

Well I was sick of the girls
And I was sick of the game
And I know alzeimhers is a goddamn shame
But I still think it's cute when she forgets her name
And tries to remember mine

And as the years go by
And the loving grows
Like the hairs on her chin
Or the warts on her toes
The best years may be behind her but still...

She's 75
She's beautiful
And she's mine

And I don't care what people say
We're gonna do it everyway
Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time
My Baby she still knows how to please
Even with her breasts down to her knees

She's 90
And she's beautiful
And she's mine

I saw it in her face it was the end of the line
I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time
Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care

Well I believe that death isn't really the end
Even though she not moving I can always pretend
But now I know that she'll always be there
'Cause I gaffer taped her
To the
Rockin' chair

Well I don't care what people say
We're gonna do it every way
Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes

My baby's always there for me
Frozen for eternity

She's 60 and she's beautiful
As another none more suitable

She's 60
And she's beautiful
And she's mine

AI summary

The lyrics tell the story of a man who is in love with a woman who ages throughout the song. Despite the woman getting older and facing various challenges such as Alzheimer's and physical changes, the man remains devoted to her. The song explores the themes of love, commitment, and the passage of time. The humorous and somewhat dark lyrics suggest that true love can endure even in the face of death.

14. I Went Out With A Hippy And Now I Love Everyone (2:57) Back to tracklist

You taught me to re-align my chakra
Speak to my inner consciousness
You made me listen to John Butler
And other rubbish that bored me to shit
You wanted to move up the North Coast
Where everthing is so much better
Where you can play Djembes on the beach

I used to get mad
I used to get angry
I used to hate everyone I met

You taught me love
You showed me kindness
You painted flowers on my face
And that gave me the shits

Fuck I hated that
But it taught me a valuable lesson too

Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but you

We had mushrooms in the morning
I was braindead for eternity
I took my clothes off
You didn't like that
And neither did the check-out chick from coles
I tried to pash the store security

I used to get mad
I used to get angry
I used to be cynical I know

You show me love
You taught me yoga
You threw the fire around my head
And that gave me the shits

Fuck I hated that
But it taught me a valuable lesson too

Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but you
You wont make me live with no shoes
I love everyone but you

Now every full moon I think of last year
And when we went to the bush doof party
And how the acid made the music worse

I know she had a good heart
When she stood in front of trees
But she talked out her arse
She could see me aura turning bad
And that gave me the shits

Fuck I hated that
Everyone else I know thanks you

Now I love everyone but you
I love everyone but you
I passively resist your coup
Now I love everyone but you

I love everyone but you (I love everyone but you)
I love everyone but you (I love everyone but you)

AI summary

The lyrics of the song seem to be about a person's experience with someone who introduced them to new age practices like yoga, meditation, and psychedelic drugs. The person teaching them these things also seems to have annoying habits like painting flowers on their face and throwing fire around their head. Despite the annoyance, the protagonist learns to love everyone except for this person. The song reflects a mix of frustration, humor, and rebellion against the teachings and influence of the other person.

15. All The Kids Are Having Kids (1:51) Back to tracklist

Teenage romance always a chance to get into trouble
Now it's no fun, shotgun, far too young and they can't come out to play

When all the kids are having kids, today

Back seat like toast mid-central coast they grow up so quickly
No more Friday night drinks in the park, no matter what they say

'Cause all the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids, today

Terminate or church doorstep
Sell them on the internet
Or up for adoption
Or there's no more rock shows, drugs or cigarettes, stunt their DNA

When all the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids, today

Forgotten dreams and wasted plans (Contraception)
Memories airbrushed on a panel van (Is an option)
Replaced with frowns and wagging tongues (Contraception)
Washing lines and soccer mums (Is an option)

Fast track up no time for cool
There must have been a hole in the golden rule
At least you get the week off school

When all the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids
All the kids are having kids, today

AI summary

The lyrics discuss the issue of teenage pregnancy and the consequences that come with it. The song highlights the idea that young people are having children too soon, leading to lost opportunities and unfulfilled dreams. The band talks about the various options available to young parents, such as termination, adoption, or raising the child. The lyrics also touch on the societal pressures and expectations that come with parenthood at a young age. Overall, the song serves as a commentary on the challenges and struggles faced by teenagers who become parents before they are ready.

16. You'll Go To Jail (1:36) Back to tracklist

You can try holding up a payroll
With your pants around your ankles
And a darkened plastic bag over your head
Tied on real tightly

Put sugar in the gas tank
Of your flat-tired getaway car
With an amputated arsehole at the wheel
You can't tell me that it's a real steal

And you will fail
You'll go to jail

And you will fail
You'll go to jail

Try to viciously attack
A Newtown Jets half backer
With both hands and legs tied behind your back
And a sultry shade
Of lipstick on your mouth
And if you somehow make it out
Call his mum a hooker on the way
Well today is really not your day

And you will fail
You'll go to jail

And you will fail
You'll go to jail

Try saving all the trees
Or free the refuges
Or prove you're not a coward By killing Johnny Howard
Murder all the Racists
Welcome blokes from other places
Force everyone to stop eating meat
I wouldn't bother getting off your seat

I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time
And if you want to make a difference you'll just end up in a prison
Getting buggered every time you go to sleep

And you will fail
You'll go to jail

And you will fail
You'll go to jail

- And what do you think of the concert?
- It was nice
- Is that it?
- What?
- Is that all?
- Oink

AI summary

The lyrics seem to be sarcastically mocking the idea of trying to make a difference or fight against injustice. The band highlights the futility and potential consequences of engaging in rebellious or illegal activities, suggesting that even well-intentioned actions may ultimately lead to failure and imprisonment. The lyrics also touch on political themes, such as criticizing politicians like Johnny Howard and advocating for acceptance of people from different backgrounds. Overall, the song appears to be a cynical commentary on the challenges and limitations of trying to enact change in society.