Punch In The Face (1996)

Middle class white boys trying hard to annoy
All we really needed (is|was) a ticket to ride
Fighting with no-one at all that's ok
We've got no balls
Someone needs to sort us out
And make Benny cry

All we need is
All we need is
It's a punch in the face

Lary Emdur is OK compared to us
He makes the grade
Self-depreciation is important for some
We deserve a beating can someone teach a lesson
All that they'd be doing is just having some fun

All we need is
All we need is
It's a punch in the face

We need a punch in the face

And they go bam ba ba bam etc...

You had high hopes
You are so eager and so keen
It's unfortunate that you have never been
Involved in anything that turned out any good
So incompetent perhaps you really should
Avoid the situations
Where everything goes wrong
'Cause everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT

Your capabilities can offer me a drag
You thought that barbed wire was a comfortable beanbag
You (passed this center)??? when I talk (to you about the)??? win
Amusement you provide can't cover everything

All you touch just turns to shit
Can't get over it
'Cause everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT

Even your family must agree
That you miss ???
Everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT

I could buy the buses
I could buy some trucks
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
I don't need no foreplay
I don't need no fucks
All that I'm concerned about is my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

I don't beat around the bush
I get dragged to the front
I've got tunnelvision focused on my bag of bucks
Go

I love shooting native birds
I love shooting dogs
I pay for ammunition with my bag of bucks
Bag of Bucks

When I go soldering and I don't have no flux
I hate to do the hard work so I head down to the hardware store
And show 'em my bag of bucks
Bag of Bucks

I don't need to rub myself
with my soapy cakes of Lux
Who give a fuck 'bout my pungent stench
I've got a bigger bag of bucks
Go

Bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

When I need some liposuction
Or some nips and tucks
I see my plastic surgeon
Flash my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

I don't need to take this shit
From all you stupid schmucks
You can jab it in your arse
'Cause I've got my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

I've always been a stunning hunk
Oh my goodness! Crikey! Shucks!
For I've got an enormous cock
And a bigger bag of bucks

We can do it for some time
And we often hold a mime
And on top of that we can sell
Our bag of bucks

I love shooting native birds
And I think it really sucks
But I've got no cause to worry
Now I've got my bag of bucks

I like shooting native birds
I like shooting dogs, I pay
For ammunition with my bag
(mumble)

Something something something else...etcetera

Middle class white boys trying hard to annoy
All we really needed was a ticket to ride
??? We've got no balls
??? not fun at all
??? Just to make Benny cry

All we need is
All we need is
It's a punch in the face

Weeell, Lary Emdur is OK compared to us
He makes the grade
Self-depreciation is important for some
We deserve a beating can someone teach a lesson
All that they'd be doing is just having some fun

All we need is
All we need is
It's a punch in the face

We need a punch in the face

And they go bam ba ba bam etc...

Gold gold gold Australia
Gold gold gold Australia
Gold gold gold Australia
Gold...Australia
Bronze bronze bronze...No
Silver silver silver...No
Gold gold gold...Yes
Australia (Fucking Australia)

You know, we're girt by sea.