Greedy Guts / Frenzal Rhomb – Hard Gore Yellow Dick Split (1997)
I could buy the buses
I could buy some trucks
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
I don't need no foreplay
I don't need no fucks
All that I'm concerned about is my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
I don't beat around the bush
I get dragged to the front
I've got tunnelvision focused on my bag of bucks
Go
I love shooting native birds
I love shooting dogs
I pay for ammunition with my bag of bucks
Bag of Bucks
When I go soldering and I don't have no flux
I hate to do the hard work so I head down to the hardware store
And show 'em my bag of bucks
Bag of Bucks
I don't need to rub myself
with my soapy cakes of Lux
Who give a fuck 'bout my pungent stench
I've got a bigger bag of bucks
Go
Bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
When I need some liposuction
Or some nips and tucks
I see my plastic surgeon
Flash my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
I don't need to take this shit
From all you stupid schmucks
You can jab it in your arse
'Cause I've got my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
I've always been a stunning hunk
Oh my goodness! Crikey! Shucks!
For I've got an enormous cock
And a bigger bag of bucks
We can do it for some time
And we often hold a mime
And on top of that we can sell
Our bag of bucks
I love shooting native birds
And I think it really sucks
But I've got no cause to worry
Now I've got my bag of bucks
I like shooting native birds
I like shooting dogs, I pay
For ammunition with my bag
(mumble)
Something something something else...etcetera
Communication seems deflected
I'm not entirely sure if they can speak
It couldn't really be expected
For them to have a grasp of basic speech
Always screaming
Inbred violence
They're a pack of...
The people at number 60 never have any fun
The people at number 60 you're incredibly dumb
They've probably got the best intentions
Although it seems to be perfectly clear
That even though they lack pretensions
They'll resolve a conflict with a half-full beer
Constant anger
So unfriendly
They're a pack of...
The people at number 60 they show no doubt
The people at number 60 you're incredibly dumb
I can see the spark in their eyes
All that I can see is a dull glow
It's not that they are lacking foresight
But the damage they incur is blood show
Always screaming
Inbred violence
They're a pack of...
The people at number 60 never show no doubt
The people at number 60 you're incredibly dumb
The people at number 60 never have any fun
The people at number 60 you're a pack of cunts
(Yeah, I reckon that one might do it)
You had high hopes
You are so eager and so keen
It's unfortunate that you have never been
Involved in anything that turned out any good
So incompetent perhaps you really should
Avoid the situations
Where everything goes wrong
'Cause everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT
Your capabilities can offer me a drag
You thought that barbed wire was a comfortable beanbag
You (passed this center)??? when I talk (to you about the)??? win
Amusement you provide can't cover everything
All you touch just turns to shit
Can't get over it
'Cause everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT
Even your family must agree
That you miss ???
Everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT