Forever Malcolm Young (2006)

Never seem to be in front
Or part of the exciting times
Destined for a life of second best
The blackmail not the bribe

Together now whatever work has gone unsung
He'll be forever Malcolm Young

Always gnocchi not linguine
Never Hitler you're Mussolini

Often the sideshow but not the circus
Always Malcolm never Angus
End up Carlton you wanted to be Negus
Single pluggers never sneakers
Always headphones never the speakers

Shouldn't have a complex cause he wrote "Highway To fucking Hell"

Together now whatever work has gone unsung
He'll be forever Malcolm Young

Don't be too cocky cause he wrote "Stiff Upper Lip" as well

Together now whatever work has gone unsung
He'll be forever Malcolm Young

AI summary

The song pays tribute to Malcolm Young, the guitarist and founding member of the Australian rock band AC/DC. The lyrics reflect on Malcolm's role as a driving force behind the band's success, highlighting his work ethic and dedication to his craft. The song also references Malcolm's songwriting contributions to AC/DC's hits like "Highway to Hell" and "Stiff Upper Lip." Overall, the song celebrates Malcolm Young's legacy and influence in the music industry.

2. Graham 'Abo' Henry (1:44) Back to tracklist

Childhood never silent
His father was a violent drunk
So he went back home and punched him out again

Looked for something better
Not content to sit around
15 years old, gonna burst with anger

Oohh-uhh...

And it wasn't long before
He met the fucked arm of the law
But they had no idea what was in store

Then Neddy got the green light
Every day was a new fight
We'll never know which parts of it were true

Such a snappy dresser
A dog round every corner of
the neighbourhoods that he got into the blues

Oohh-uhh...

And his dream to be a gangster and to lead a life of crime
would see him spending years inside

Criminal code tried to follow it
Don't let Graham near the Barbie coz he can't cook for shit

A treacherous life and a supportive wife
Two sides of a coin a violent thug an old school gentleman

Oohh-uhh...

AI summary

The lyrics tell the story of a troubled individual named Neddy who grew up in a violent home and turned to a life of crime. Despite his dreams of being a gangster, he ends up spending years in jail. The song highlights the duality of his character, portraying him as both a violent thug and an old school gentleman. It also mentions the struggles of his wife, who supports him despite his criminal activities. The lyrics suggest that life choices and circumstances can lead people down different paths.

3. Johnny Ramone Was In A Fucken Good Band, But He Was A Cunt (Gabba Gabba You Suck) (0:31) Back to tracklist

Johnny Ramone was in a fucken good band, but he was a cunt
That's why they put him in the fucken stage left, and Joey was up front

Marky, Dee Dee, Tommy, Gary, Phil and Steve
They were all too lazy, to get on the record sleeve
Second verse, different from the first
Hey redneck, get in my fucken hearse

And while we're at it, before it's too late
Invite your tall skinny mate, Oh fuck

Gabba Gabba, you suck!
Gabba Gabba, you suck!
Gabba Gabba, you're fucked!
Gabba Gabba, you're dead!

AI summary

The song references members of the punk band The Ramones and criticizes their lack of effort in promoting themselves. The lyrics also mention a "tall skinny mate," possibly referring to a specific person or type of person in the punk music scene. The chorus, "Gabba Gabba, You Suck," is a play on The Ramones' famous chant "Gabba Gabba Hey." The song overall seems to be a tongue-in-cheek critique of the punk music industry and the attitudes of some musicians.

4. Red Wine And Altar Boys (1:49) Back to tracklist

I never claimed to be a model citizen, but I'm getting by
I used to drink and once I ate a whole cigarette, but now I'm doing fine

Had to work out life without religion as a crutch
But some people struggle, inner demons are too much

There's a message for them

Red wine and altar boys
Are no way to relieve your troubled mind

As a teenager he longed for a family, waited for a sign
To tell him why he didn't feel like the other guys
Not that way inclined

Assessed the options for repressing inner truth
Of being ostracised or turning to the cloth

Put your head in the sand
Red wine and altar boys
Are no way to relieve your troubled mind
Are no way to relieve your troubled mind
Is that a dress on your clothes line?

Twenty years of angry guilt and hypocrisy just to pass the time
Twenty victims and a government cover-up tow the party line
You fucked up innocence with holy blessings and the index finger of Christ

And you prayed and it felt nice
And forgiveness is your God-given right but

Red wine and altar boys
Are no way to relieve your troubled mind
(Red wine and altar boys)

Are no way to relieve your troubled mind
(Red wine and altar boys)

AI summary

The lyrics of the song discuss the struggles of dealing with inner demons and the consequences of using religion as a crutch to cope with them. The song criticizes the hypocrisy and cover-ups within the government and religious institutions, particularly in relation to the abuse of innocence. It warns against using red wine and altar boys as a way to numb the pain and urges individuals to face their troubles head-on instead of seeking solace in unhealthy outlets.

5. Brian's Problems (1:50) Back to tracklist

Used to see that good things were in everything around
Resting deep in middle class you never took it up the arse

And always had it comfortable as everybody should
You might have forgot your PIN but your sister is not on heroin

It's been a long time since you were 13
And you walked outside and thought that things were cool
Oohh-aauhh

Problems (you got so much problems)
Problems (you got so much nothing problems)
Problems (you got nothing problems)

Been a long time since you were 13
And you walked outside and thought that things were cool
Oohh-aauhh
It's the wrong time to sit and cry by yourself
When you didn't end up going to Indo as a mule
Oohh-aauhh

Write dumb poetry and make your face look sad
Think that Brian Molko has the answers from Placebo
But he's just another millionaire who knows his life is good
He makes a dollar 20 every time you feel misunderstood

Its been a long time since you were 13
And you walked outside and thought that things were cool
Oohh-aauhh

Problems (you got so much problems)
Problems (you got so much nothing problems)
Problems (you got nothing problems)

It's the wrong time in the right part of town
And you don't give a shit about a foreigner dead
But when your mate breaks up with the girl next door
Then you feign concern coz you think things are cool
Oohh-aauhh

Been a long time since you were 13
And you walked and thought that things were cool
Oohh-aauhh

Problems...
Been a long time since you walked outside and you were 13
And you thought that things were cool
Oohh-aauhh

It's the right time to admit to yourself
That you're top of the pile and you've changed into a fool
Oohh-aauhh

Been a long time since an internet scam took second place to a massacred town
If you looked outside of the cage that you've built for yourself in your mind
Would you think that you were cool?

AI summary

The song criticizes middle-class apathy and superficiality. It talks about privilege, ignorance, and false concern for others. The lyrics mention a mix of local and international references, like Indo (Indonesia), Brian Molko from Placebo, and internet scams. Overall, the song challenges listeners to reflect on their own behavior and attitudes.

6. When Will I See You At The ICU? (2:06) Back to tracklist

When will I see you self-harming my friend?
When will I see you in intensive care again?

Desensitized I've seen all this before, don't want no more
My self destructive friend

When will I see you at the ICU again?

When you gonna drink and smoke, drive home again
When you gonna call the bouncer a fuckhead
Never learn from one mistake you've done
Never seems like fun, my stupid friend

When will I see you at the ICU again?

When you're out of it you're gonna fall under a bus
I'm supposed to give a shit coz you are one of us

You're in another car smash
Now you don't feel so flash
The wreck that you're encased

And you burnt yourself cooking
You were so good looking
When you had a face

When will I see you at the ICU again?

AI summary

The song is a commentary on self-destructive behavior and the consequences that come with it. The lyrics suggest a sense of frustration and concern for a friend who continuously engages in risky and harmful activities. The song highlights the cycle of destructive behavior and the lack of learning from past mistakes. The band uses dark humor and sarcasm to address the serious issue of self-harm and reckless behavior.

7. Please Go Over There (0:52) Back to tracklist

(you're not a bad man)

[Verse 1]
Whatever you do you should get outta this town
I'm on an aeroplane, you're only slightly insane
What do you do? What do you see?
It's not the same as me
It's not too extreme, motherfucker get out

[Pre-Chorus]
Off the streets and into the fight
I'm home again

[Chorus]
Sing to the mountain
Motherfucker get out
I'm gonna shove your face
Against the human race
So just get outta my hair
Before I go fucken spare
Please go over there

[Verse 2]
Whatever you do you should get outta this town
I'm on an aeroplane, you're only slightly insane
What do you do? What do you see?
What do you want to be?
You're too extreme motherfucker goodbye

[Pre-Chorus]
Off the streets and into the fight
I'm home again

[Chorus]
Sing to the mountain
Motherfucker get out
I'm gonna shove your face
Against the human race
Just get outta my hair
Before I go fucken spare
Please go over there

AI summary

The lyrics of the song seem to express a sense of frustration with the current situation and a desire to escape. The singer urges the listener to get out of town, away from the mundane and into something more exciting. The mention of a two inch screen could be a reference to being trapped in a small world, suggesting a need to break free and experience something bigger. The aggressive tone of the lyrics conveys a sense of urgency and a desire for change. Overall, the song seems to be about feeling trapped and wanting to break free from the constraints of everyday life.

8. Fuck You And Your Stupid Band (1:41) Back to tracklist

I don't know but I got told, that if I'm sad, heart in the cold
There only the one brand of emotions

And if I don't quite look the part,
you'll tell me not to even start
So fuck you and your fucken emo band

Now I'm all for identity
The desperate need for a place to be
Understood well, feeling loved

But mixing exclusivity
That's three parts you and no parts we
Now your ego's getting out of hand

Like Jesus at a show, I don't wanna know
Never stretched a helping hand
So fuck you and your fucken emo band

I fear it won't take long till that hillsong
Reaches me somehow, but if there's one thing I despise
It's being fed those right wing lies
So fuck you and your fucken Christian band

I think it's cool they're not on drugs
The moral grounding and the hugs
And being friends with some god's son

But when no-one questions anything,
use the word for financial gain
Then something's gotten way out of hand

Like Jesus at a show, I don't wanna know
"never build your house on sand"
and fuck you and your fucken Christian band

Emotions have been sold
It's only Rock and Roll
you're no better than your fans
fuck you and your fucken emo
faith is in some dodgy hands
fuck you and your fucken Christian
if this is too hard on you, my band's fucken stupid too
fuck you and your fucken punk rock, retro, indie cock rock STUPID BAND...

AI summary

The song criticizes emo, Christian, and punk rock bands for their lack of authenticity and commercialization. It highlights the importance of questioning and not blindly following beliefs or trends. The lyrics express disdain for bands that prioritize image over substance, and call out hypocrisy in the music industry. The band's punk rock style adds to the rebellious and confrontational tone of the song.

9. Cruelty To Animals (2:18) Back to tracklist

Plug me in
Don't count me in
It's true not everybody wins
Left in the cold
I'm feeling old
Lowest bidder I am sold
All roads lead to caring only for yourself
So I am told
Is this the day I subscribe to the magazine a hundred K?
Whooooooo
Seems everybody's doing it
And aren't we having fun

It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's not a yo-yo or a maze
It's the new thing that's grabbed
the imagination of everyone
Whooooooo
Seems everybody's doing it
And this is how it goes

Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals

It's the new craze
It's all the rage

Whooooooo
Seems everybody's doing it
Whooooooo
And this is how it goes

Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals

AI summary

The song is a critique of consumerism and the pressure to conform to societal norms. The lyrics suggest that everyone is following the latest trends and fads without questioning the consequences of their actions. The band is highlighting the superficiality and selfishness that can come with chasing after material possessions and fleeting pleasures. The song warns against getting caught up in the cycle of consumption and urges listeners to think for themselves.

10. Don't Touch The Rabbit (1:48) Back to tracklist

Executive on the 27th Floor
"Hold my calls I'll be gone for a minute"

is what that guy said closing the door
"Won't be long it'll just take a minute"

Don't wanna see into the world of this lonely guy
He called the pet shop and use the credit card
time and time again

Don't touch the rabbit another terrible habit

Pulls out the pipe and takes a long draw
Don't like pigs don't like cats don't like puppies

Designer scalpel waiting for more
Pull the curtains he's about to get lucky

To balance work and leisure's harder than it seems
Just met the guinea pig of his dreams (just)

Don't touch the rabbit another terrible habit

Discard the corpses into the lane
Too many gone to remember their names

Didn't hide the sickness well, little bunnies
Not coming back, easy for the police to track

And now we're not gonna sleep tonight
don't feel alright this awful sight
Should have had a warning sign that said:

Don't touch the rabbit another terrible habit

AI summary

The song tells the story of an executive on the 27th floor who has a dark secret of abusing animals. The lyrics describe his disturbing behavior of ordering animals from a pet shop, using a credit card, and ultimately killing them. The song highlights the twisted nature of this individual and the consequences of his actions. The message is a warning to not ignore signs of cruelty and to speak out against abuse.

11. Medicine Balls (2:45) Back to tracklist

Said you were a friend of mine
Said you were a friend but you didn't take your medicine
That's why you tried to cut my balls off
You should have took your medicine

But there's a memory that I might have
seen you somewhere before
I haven't tried too hard to remember if I
should remember more
Seem in such a hurry there's an urgency that rings a bell
The haze is slowly lifting
god we used to hang out all the time

Used to be a friend but you

Didn't take your time or your medicine
Now would be the time to confess your sins
Didn't take your time or your medicine

Should have took your medicine

Then you started killing pets
Then you started killing
I didn't know what you meant
When you started killing pets
Should have took your medicine

Then you tried to fuck me up
Then you tried to fuck me
Hurt me with the cruelest cut
Wanted just to fuck me up
Used to be a friend of mine

I know it's cold and lonely outside
But you'd understand why
I don't let you in brandishing that weapon
Crossed a line - Used to be a friend

Didn't take your time or your medicine
Now would be the time to confess your sins
Didn't take your time or your medicine

No-ooouuuohh

AI summary

The song seems to be about a friend who has some sort of mental health issue and has not been taking their medication, leading to erratic and dangerous behavior. The lyrics depict a sense of betrayal and sadness towards the friend's actions, such as trying to harm the narrator and killing pets. The narrator reflects on the past friendship and the pain of seeing their friend change. The overall message seems to be the importance of taking care of one's mental health and the consequences of not doing so.

12. Predickle Me This (0:18) Back to tracklist

Predickle me this Predictive Text
Predickle what I'm going to say next

You're a fucken predictive cunt
You won't type the words I want

Pridickory dickory predickory dock
You can suck my hickory predickory cock.

AI summary

The lyrics criticize the frustration and annoyance of predictive text on phones. The band uses vulgar language to express their dislike for the way predictive text doesn't always accurately predict what they want to say. The lyrics are a humorous take on a common modern-day annoyance.

13. Goon Wolf (2:16) Back to tracklist

Who's that guy running all over the place?
Hairy legs and hairy palms and a hairy face
Its true, yeah but who?

Hear him out at midnight howling up at the moon
Clawed fingers gripped around a bottle of goon,
is it you? It can't be true

He's not a normal boy, he's on a mission to destroy
But all he manages to do is annoy

Leave a train wreck around him
Every time he goes to town and when
The authorities wanna impound him
I bet you're glad you found him

Tell me who? What we gonna do?

Prowls the streets looking for his prey
Then disappears when the night turns into day
Are we doomed, every full moon

Leave a train wreck around him
Everytime he goes to town and when
The authorities wanna impound him
I bet you're glad you found him

Goon Wolf
The Goon Wolf

Here to confirm your own worst fears,
when tufts of hair sprout from his ears
Doesn't care about bourbon, bongs or beers;
just wants to say cheers
Put away that bottle, cup or glass, goblet,
chalice or the hip flask
Happy drinking from the cask did you have to ask the...
Goon Wolf
The Goon Wolf

AI summary

The song talks about a mysterious and destructive figure who roams the streets at night, causing chaos and leaving a trail of destruction. The lyrics describe him as hairy and unorthodox, with a penchant for cheap alcohol. The song warns of his presence and the havoc he brings. The "Goon Wolf" character may serve as a metaphor for reckless behavior or self-destructive tendencies.

14. I'm A Backwards Fucken Useless Piece Of Dogshit... And I Vote (1:46) Back to tracklist

I'm a backwards fucken useless piece of dogshit... and I vote

The sticker on your car, has surely gone too far
Now I stare and wonder at the decision making process

Should be you be allowed, to be shouting proud
When you got a sickness inside, what if
I had something to offend you just as much as this

You still wanna have your say, but your braindead
Used to drive around, stinking up my town

Should have had a billboard poster that says
I'm a backwards fucken retard useless piece of dogshit...and I vote
I vote
I'm a backwards fucken retard useless piece of dogshit
I'm a backwards fucken retard useless piece of dogshit...and I vote
I vote

AI summary

The song criticizes people who have offensive stickers on their cars and who are proud of their ignorance. The lyrics suggest that such individuals may not be fully aware of the impact their actions have on others and questions their decision-making process. The song also highlights the irony of individuals who proudly display offensive messages while not being aware of their own shortcomings. Overall, the song conveys a message of calling out ignorance and hypocrisy in society.

15. You Need A Friend (1:53) Back to tracklist

Black teared desolation with my head held in my hands
Broken heart inside my chest, a sadness in my pants
And I calmly contemplating kissing this cruel world goodbye
When I felt a certain reassuring hand upon my thigh
He said "How ya doing mate"
I can tell you're feeling blue
I'm gonna help you out coz I know I was once like you
Said I've suffered bleak emotions friend
you've got nothing to fear
Strapping up my arm as he whispered in my ear

You need some relaxation, some rest and recuperation
For fixing up the aching without love
You need someone to understand,
touch your heart and hold your hand
You need a friend, and a lot of drugs

"Now you're feeling better,
could you do something for me?
Tape this package to your leg, make a delivery
Cmon swallow these balloons and get on the next flight
Try not to use the toilet till you reach the other side"

And get some relaxation, some rest and recuperation
For fixing up the aching without love
You need someone to understand,
touch your heart and hold your hand
You need a friend, and a bunch of drugs

And customs love, for all the things that
I've been dreaming of a friendly hug, and a rubber glove
And a little bit of cash for the Indonesian judge

You need some relaxation, some rest and recuperation
For fixing up the aching without love
You need someone to understand,
touch your heart and hold your hand
You need a friend, and a lot of drugs

AI summary

The song talks about a person feeling down and being approached by someone who offers drugs as a solution. The lyrics touch on themes of loneliness, desperation, and the dangers of substance abuse. The mention of customs and Indonesian judge may refer to the consequences of drug trafficking. The song may be a critique of the drug culture and the negative impact it can have on individuals.

16. Holiday Not Vacation (2:29) Back to tracklist

I don't care a lot about stuff and things,
really preservation isn't easy,
just sit by another slides
right past unnoticed yeah

There were no dudes nothing was rad
No one thought I was whack and totally mint
the sum total of everything you added up
There was no crack there were no ludes
"something was like" doesn't make sense
Only knew that bloody bling bling was the sound
The bell made ending school

Don't need to tell you what to do
Can leave it down to you
Make your decisions free
Of this insidious tyranny
It's not just word of mouth
We're living in the south
Its subtle but its real

Just leave the subway a station
You're on holiday, not vacation

Out of the hot tub and into the spa bath
Get off the sidewalk and on the fucken foot path

I don't know why Americanized culture
Shits me a lot
Coz I've been there and it wasn't so bad
People are nice, Cities don't change
Can't see the forest for the free trade bullshit
Don't worry though, coz the boss is around
Making sure as hell
That we all get fucked equally

Don't wanna see a phrase disappear forever gone
It wont be long
Like I'm so hungry I could eat
The bum out of a low flying duck

Can you fit a shot of scotch
Into this glass of Xmas cheer
And when the answer is yes, tell him
Fill it up with beer

Don't need to tell you what to do
Leave it down to you
Make your decisions free

Just leave the subway a station
You're on holiday, not vacation

Out of the hot tub and into the spa bath
Get off the sidewalk and on the fucken foot path

Don't need to tell you what to do
Can't Leave it down to you
Make your decisions free
Of this insidious tyranny
It's not just word of mouth
We're living in the south
Its subtle but its real

Just leave the subway a station
You're on holiday, not vacation

Out of the hot tub and into the spa bath
Get off the sidewalk and on the fucken foot path

Get out of my butt and into my arse

AI summary

The song talks about the singer's indifference towards materialistic things and societal expectations. It criticizes Americanized culture and consumerism, while also highlighting the subtle influences of society on individuals. The lyrics suggest making decisions freely and rejecting societal norms. The use of Australian slang and references adds to the band's punk style and rebellious attitude.

17. Don't Shoot The Guests (2:11) Back to tracklist

Great idea instead of going out
we're gonna fix up the house
And cook some food for our friends
Might never have the chance again

It's only once in a while that I see your murderous smile
And fear a repeat of the last time

Don't wanna go out
But don't wanna go inside for a minimum of 25 to life

I don't need the strife
But you think it's fun
Without medication
But it makes me nervous in a dinner context
it makes no difference where I hide your gun please

Don't shoot the guests
Coz I'll be the one who has to clean up the mess
Please Don't shoot the guests

It's not that they're unkind
It's just you're not well of mind
The conversation flows as if this night'll never end

Maybe it'll be fine maybe it wont be this time round
But I doubt it by the look in your eyes

I see that you despise
And you're set to snap
You got your firearm back please

Don't shoot, Don't shoot the guests
I'm always the one who has to clean up the mess
Please Don't shoot the guests

Don't wanna be the one

Don't wanna be the one who when
the chaos starts to erupt in the room
Has to explain to someone's family
that they won't be home real soon
But would you like to come around in June?

Don't shoot, Don't shoot the guests
An awkward social situation at best
Please Don't shoot, Don't shoot the guests

I'll be the one with social skills put to the test.
Please Don't shoot, Don't shoot the guests

AI summary

The song is about a person dealing with a friend who is mentally unstable and potentially dangerous. The lyrics describe a tense situation where the protagonist is worried about their friend's behavior and the possibility of violence. The song highlights the fear and discomfort that can arise in social situations when someone is not mentally well. It also touches on the responsibility of dealing with the aftermath of such incidents. The lyrics convey a sense of unease and uncertainty, emphasizing the need for caution and awareness in dealing with unstable individuals.

18. Caps Lock (0:17) Back to tracklist

Caps lock can eat my fucken arse
You, you hear
get out from under my finger cunt
Don't want to type like I'm shouting
AHHHHHHHHH

AI summary

The lyrics of the song express frustration with typing in all caps and the aggressive tone it conveys. The use of strong language reflects the band's punk style and rebellious attitude. The mention of "Caps lock" and "typing like I'm shouting" suggests a disdain for online communication norms. The overall message of the song could be interpreted as a rejection of conformity and a desire to express oneself authentically.

19. Find Your Own Way Home (2:00) Back to tracklist

Midnight - not everything is alright
Our hero waltzed in, falls down on the floor again

When he gets up - filling his cup
Too blind to even care
What to do if we're not there
He'll be alright

Find your own way
Find your own way home tonight

Naked at the end of Tom's bed
Teardrop stains on his cheek but
he's got so much more to drink
And in the morning, he's never such a sure thing
Until the afternoon he finds another bag of goon
And its alright

Find your own way
Find your own way home tonight

No good that you're feeling low
Not gonna save your sight (help your flight)

Cross eyed, a little tongue-tied
Not not good enough to doubt
All the shit that's coming out
No defense until someone takes offense
If he can get up off the floor
Get himself out of the door
He'll be alright

Find your own way
Find your own way home tonight

AI summary

The lyrics of the song seem to be about a person who is struggling with alcohol or substance abuse, as indicated by lines like "falls down on the floor again" and "he's got so much more to drink." The lyrics also touch on the idea of finding your own way home and the consequences of not taking care of oneself. Overall, the song appears to be a cautionary tale about the dangers of excessive drinking and the importance of looking out for oneself.

20. Wha' Happened? (1:50) Back to tracklist

Slab of beer and a crooked smile
And a brain that's full of sand

Grown up 1/2 acre block with a dream
of starting a metal band

Dreams are dead
Wha' happened? Wha' happened?

Lost your head
Wha happened to my friend?

So serious so young but so reckless after dark
Buy a house in your parents street
until you pay off your credit card

And I know it seems like yesterday
that we went to the beach
And punched the shit out of some guy
For no reason other than he looked funny

Wha' happened? Wha' happened? Dreams are dead
Wha' happened? Wha' happened?
Lost your head
Wha' happened? Wha' happened to my friend?
Dreams are dead
Wha' happened? Wha' happened to my friend?

AI summary

The lyrics of the song talk about growing up, losing touch with dreams and becoming more serious as we get older. It reflects on the changes that happen to friendships and individuals over time. The mention of buying a house and paying off credit cards could be a commentary on the pressures of adulthood and financial responsibilities. The song also touches on nostalgia for the past and the loss of youth.